Where are all the cool single guys in London?

Awww, manhugs.

Fixed my post.

^Has he been banned?

Yep, I know... he left the minute teh ladies wanted to know about his boat. !

we lost him, poor fallen soldier. pours out some nuun

Ha! That double-faced tit... what a nerve.

If this forum turns into a dating site I have first dibs on the vacant username of that affluent lawyer Cliveo.

fixed

Fuck! Yeah, forgot to mention. I'll get my coat (and head for a nearest Ryanair's agent).

I saw an advert for cyclist dating ...

No way my bicycle is dating anyone but me.

Saw this link on youtube - www.Be2.com/cycling

I've been listening to a lot of Bobby Womack, as of late :/

To all you lover tonite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbbZ_k1Z8gU

epic

It has been commented upon that I sound desperate and needy, I'm neither if these things. I'm meeting lots of guys just not the cool single ones.

Got wankered on pub crawl... molested random on dance floor - we've been together 5 years. #toofuckineasy

Got wankered at trade show, took home nearest wankered girl, 10 years later still happy days. #toofuckineasy

such a romantic story...

:-)

I'm all heart.

I've done the same. 10 years later and I'm single again. You can't explain that.

#awkward

Now you've got me worried..... #buysflowers

yeah don't take it for granted
they only stay drunk for 6-8 hours
after that it's back to reality with a bump !

n+1

Going back to the original post... just PM me:

edit: I wear contacts now (in case the glassess put you off)

This is why I don't wear lycra.

*saves image for later use. (the office piss-taker once came into work in full pink T-mobile lycra. He had quite the belly and no one has ever let him forget).

n+1

Where n is the number of wives you currently have? That may have been your mistake right there ;)