Where are all the cool single guys in London?

:-(

I'm happy to meet any suitable single guys, just not sure ladies drinks is the place :o)

I'm just a nice guy. No one goes for the nice guy.

Oh don't give me that bollocks. I used to think that too.

Having a bit of confidence is what I needed when I thought that.

and penis enlargement surgery.

^^^ he's right.

Often 'nice guys' fall down by being too doting* in the first place. Unfortunately people associate ease with lack of value. Nothing wrong with a girl thinking you like her, but you shouldn't let your self/affection be taken for granted. And if it looks that way, just walk away - do you really need another 'friend'?

You could also try being a dick. But then you'll tend to get idiots, psychos or people with low self-confidence. Or if you get lucky and find someone amazing, you run the risk of forgetting to switch back, carry on being a dick, and fuck it up.

That said, I'm not that great at closing, pretty much in most of areas of my life, so I'm probably not the best person to take advice from. But those points seem to have rung fairly true in my life.

• not the best word, but I can't think of a better one... maybe clingy.
  

It has to be said, from personal experience, I have had the most luck with ladies at times of my life when I've been mid crisis and acting entirely selfishly. I'm not claiming that the pricks win the day...nothing lasted when I acted like that in the past but it certainly makes you think.

I can think of two or three of my closest friends who found the same. If you are after a fling, be a cock. If you want something that lasts be yourself and confidently independent.

Says the bloke sitting at home by himself with his cat :D

I want a cat.

I currently fall into the 37-44 age group
Female
Very East London

Laid back, easy going, kind, considerate, passionate
Isn't scared of spiders.

Likes: Cycling, Football, good food, being social,
Dislikes: Judgemental people, Pork

Sounds good. Do you do anal?

they all do, it's just a case of 'yet'...

Sounds good. Do you do anal?

I said no pork.

So you're Jewish then too?

...actually, from experience Jewish girls tend to love it up the Gary

Ha.

ha.

So you're Jewish then too?

yes, I'm Jewish by birth but non practising.

(my username comes from Shoshanna, which is my name in Hebrew, and Shoosh is the pet name my dad used to call me).

I reckon Pistanator has been taking all his 'how to treat a lady' advice from Gordon Ramsey

Gordon Ramsay - How To Treat A Lady - YouTube

I have no idea how I managed to land such a smart, wonderful, beautiful woman as Lady Liz.
Never had any confidence with girls and seemed doomed to friendzone due to my niceness.

My advice is to grow really long hair thats in better condition than most girls, get drunk, let beautiful girl plait your hair, buy jagerbomb.
result, happy long term relationship

This forum is really cock-heavy.

:-D

Education: 47% have a Bachelors, 24% have a Masters, 8% have a PhD

Are these stats real? Have you been noting down every time someone mentions being a student or something?

A while ago I tried compiling demographics, and when I shared the numbers people said: What rot, why didn't you just ask? So I asked, and put up a survey on Google docs, and people told me the answers.

I could see at the time, who was viewing the thread, and then saw the answer in the spreadsheet appear. So for the few I knew, I saw the answers were actually real (and some people on here earn a lot of money). I've no reason to believe that the majority of the answers aren't real.

We're a smart crowd.

We need Balki

Sorry I'm late.... been on a sex-marathon.

My advice is to grow really long hair thats in better condition than most girls, get drunk, let beautiful girl plait your hair, buy jagerbomb.
result, happy long term relationship

Ha! Switch Jaeger for bourbon and you just described my uni life.

We're a smart crowd.

cliveo, bringing up the forum IQ since 2008.

fuck, i love this forum :-)

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