The middle aged thread

You definitely have to aim for a nosh out of this.

That's a fucking horrible word.

I once got properly busted getting oral off my girlf whilst sitting on a telephone junction box just off school premises in our 'lunch' break. This dude just walked out if nowhere, straight up to us, and said 'excuse me, I need to work on that junction box'.

What are the chances?!?

A decent thick cast iron job or one of those thin sheet steel ones?

dis thred

I've just thought of necro nosh.

That sounds like very specialist pornography.

Cremation fellation

That is how to do a csb, skully.

Burialoral?

Dead head?

Squirming on a tele-nosh box an' all.

Bish bash death bash nosh?

I got nicked outside Conservative Party election headquarters many years ago.

The cozzer thought I was stood in the bush having a slash and asked me what I was doing.

Then the girl stood up.

She was charged with concealing swollen property.

I fear we won't be able to keep this up.

handling swollen goods shirley?

She wasn't actually holding them in the conventional way.

ultimate middle aged problem

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tell it to the jury

@SkullyBen oh yeah. Only Santonbury ....😂

win for the middle age crew, my man won in less than 50 seconds of the 1st round
here's his last fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfrCNC2uVa8

gent fighter imho, when dominant on the floor he chose the stand up rather than just pulverise the opponent

A decent thick cast iron job or one of those thin sheet steel ones?

You can't get decent junction boxes these days.

Now where did I put my ultra-modern asbestos pipe?

The second probably has a longer life than the first...

I've been thinking about getting a hybrid... a retro hybrid...

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Has to have shimano biopace on it.