The middle aged thread

I did them in their prime; guilt free. I don't need to go back. :)

Ah, but there are hundreds of excellent MM/JSW-based games out there that you've never played. :)

going to a mates mma bout on saturday
he's 52

i just spoke to him, he's got to sauna to lose a kilo for weigh, after his sunbed and haircut
poss londons oldest/campest cage fighter

He's better off having a skinful - much dehydration...

ear syringing is lovely feeling

My Doctors surgery refuse to do it anymore, which is hugely annoying as I could really do with it.

Does anywhere offer ear syringing as a service? i.e. pay £20 and get it done on a walk-in basis?

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likes a party but he's always been an athlete,he beat me in a tri athlon before, nearly decade older than me and he has something fucking deep that drives him
upon reaching middle age, i've seen a few go for the white collar fight, usually winding up weighed in

this is a by the by , but
I went down the coast with my mate to help him collect some grappling dummies off a guy who had the brand 'caged' (i think) ,
big, heavy set fella, and I asked if he could fight, he said yes, he went on to tell me about this 'discipline' he said that comes from Spanish gypsies, and the 'initiation' starts by fighting off 10 people , at once , on your own, naturally, I said 'Fuck that'

so many likes on this page
tried bum butter yet?
works a treat to keep the nobbys down

Reminiscing fondly of no memory issues with my clinical supervisor....fuck!!

I was so taken with this on the Spectrum, started a long love of fighter flight sims.

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I was so taken with....Spectrum,

you were there too ?

not that Spectrum, silly, there you go again confusing graver names Id never do that.....

try it, you might like

Bit late to the ear hair comments,
but,
http://www.lfgss.com/comments/9604525/

nose ones get me, scored one of these , which does the job

went to the pills n thrills mondays at brixton academy before christmas,
was at the one the first time round, bez is fat now, time flies

Just heard that a girl I briefly went out with in my late teens died of a heart attack this week, in her early forties.
I've spent the afternoon thinking maudlin thoughts and remembering what a bunch of carefree young idiots we used to be.
I really want to go to the funeral, but there is a very strong possibility that another ex of mine will be there. Is there some kind of middle aged funeral etiquette for this ?

There must have been an awful lot of water under the bridge since then. I imagine your ex will appreciate that it is a funeral as will you. Which order were they exes?

Yep, in the disabled loo, no tongues when you kiss.

The one who died was first, and not very serious, but a good friend.
The other ex was part of the same circle, and has always been the one who got away. It's already been massively complicated between us. We got back together a few years ago while she was going through a very messy divorce and, well, things got complicated.
I haven't seen her for nearly 8 years.

Now there is a sign of middle age, you think of 8 years as "a few".

Scarily, it went in the blink of an eye!

Ha! have some virtual rep.

It needs a name...

Bereavement nosh?
Grief nosh?
"It's what [s]he would have wanted" nosh?