The middle aged thread

The only choice for mature knees.

Bought myself some decent sunglasses.

Keep them in the car.

Have driving sunglasses.

tan kidskin leather gloves with holes in the knuckles?

I use these to drive in

https://www.cyclechic.co.uk/shop/clothing/retro-crochet-cycling-gloves-classic-tan

Can't bring myself to buy the John Lewis equivalent just for the car.

That's only middle aged if you

a) paid next to nothing for them
b) look like a twat wearing them
c) don't care because they are soooooo practical

Well, that's only everything I own

fuuuck, i have polarising glasses kept in the car for driving

I'm halfway with the sunglasses and have beem since i got the car °=°

B,C apply.

That new Depeche Mode I really like.

I heard it Sunday and I concur.

^^ I have to agree.

Am in Bath today (taken dad to hospital)

Bath city is beyond middle aged. 2 buskers, one performing the Charleston, the other an opera singer.

I'm starting to get that extra dribble now every time I go for a piss

No good in light coloured keks

http://www.marksandspencer.com/3-pack-cotton-rich-striped-hipsters/p/p60103942?image=SD_03_T14_4162S_GV_X_EC_0&color=MultiandBrights

I find these take up that little dribble and stop it showing through. Just enough material to absorb and spread the damp patch.

Apologies for the topless selfie.

I keep catching myself doing that little groan thing, when I sit down or stand up......

My first race bike had biopace.

Is this also middle aged?

NOT middle aged!

I only went to their gig because my much younger missus likes them. Middle-aged?

The other day I ate a sandwich in a car parked on a seafront.

That's OLD AGE!

These 'hipsters' are the bomb, obviously. Size guide thinks I'm a medium, always have the roomier large.

Lynn, I will warn you... I have popped out again.

It becomes old age if you then have a nap.

If you're going to shart do it in church when you're already sitting in a pew.