Don't be a pussy, don't be a dick

Hmmm you have a point chinwhop.
Though one could also argue that as a christian country meekness is encouraged from the pulpits of our churches every sunday, rather than words firing us to holy war against the heathen infidels
.

You say yer life's a bum deal
'N yer up against the wall...
Well, people, you ain't even got no
Deal at all
'Cause what they do
In Washington
They just takes care
of NUMBER ONE
An' NUMBER ONE ain't YOU
You ain't even NUMBER TWO

...

They're all a waste of time
'N it's yer ass that's on the line
(IT'S YER ASS THAT'S ON THE LINE)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0liNBOnSqD8

If you are a pussy, you will get fucked.

and if you're a dick you get arrested
(and make millions of pounds kicking a ball)

(I don't think steve here is a dick but one of liverpools greats)

Q: Hey cyclist, how long are you planning to stay in a primary position?
A: Just wait for a second.

When it comes to safety in numbers, I'm aiming to having a large prime.

There's a place and time for taking the lane.
It's called the prime time.

Hmmm you have a point chinwhop.
Though one could also argue that as a christian country meekness is encouraged from the pulpits of our churches every sunday, rather than words firing us to holy war against the heathen infidels
.

Are you saying that cyclists should turn the other jeep?

First come, first served.
The fact that you came first doesn't make you a dick.

He was an outstanding cyclist in his prime...

Motorists that complain about cyclists on the road in the primary position
are the ones who don't want cyclists to be there in the first place.

Try primate positioning. Gives you most elbow room.

....as a christian country....

I don't think being meak and subsequently inheriting the earth is in the everyday thinking of most of her citizens. certainly not the drivers....

express the pussy/dick balance without offending anyone.

Any ideas?

Don't be a puppy, don't be a duck


http://goofygifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/funny-gifs-scared-puppy-aww.gif
http://tcpm.mrlazyinc.com/files/images/Funny%2020/duck_crossing.gif

Just remember to wear your shell, duckling.

phase 1: Why's on first?

phase 2: Why's on second?

phase 3: Look who's OUT!

Ding-a-lings-b-long!

This thread has too much slack.

Are you OK, Kalle? :)

I'm OK Oliver, thanks for asking. It's just that my penis mightier than a sword.

Sir, your arguments are phallusious.

When it comes to lane positioning, I just let it all hang out.

Think you can hang?
Let me show ya.

we believe you kalle.
don't show please or we'll have to moderate:)