Out the bedwetters

And they were wonderful.

really??

and hi balks. x

Heya murtz...

Yeah, IMDB reveals that the film was released in 1980, so the timeline it right.

If I recall correctly, there was a bit of willy in there for the ladies too... so no sexism.

heterosexism?

heterosexyness

Heterosexuality is so gay.

worth a hand job, like.

Hell, I bought her a pint of Fosters!!

spoilt

Hell, I bought her a pint of Fosters!!

Im led to believe that gets you a knee trembler in Dagenham.

That gets you up the aisle.

[strike]#notaeuphemism[/strike]

Sorry MultiGrooves but I think you are a partially wrong. I see your point about EastEnders being fiction and the nation should not be so stupid, but it unfortunately is. EastEnders is one of the major soaps and is watched religiously, therefore they have a responsibility to be factual when reflecting real-life situations in fictional story lines.

The baby swap part is not the issue for most. They have made basic cot death fact mistakes, and as such, have undone 20 years of good work by cot death charities.

For me though, the worst part has been the acting! :-)

Ah, is that what the problem is? A lack of the use of facts?

So nobody is objecting to the storyline? Or the fact that Sam Janus' mum (in the show) is shagging everything? I mean, I could believe she might shag Mitchell (supposedly an alpha male) but BEALE?
Fuck me.

They should be objecting to that. Or the dodgy depiction of Conor as a yoot gang land leader. He's got a good story though, biffing a dead friends mum.

I don't understand, well I do. The internet has clearly mobilized forces (mumsnet?) to try and say something about this.

WE should ban the internet.

This 'plot' was stolen straight from Sunset Beach. Except [ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cole_Deschanel"]Cole 'international jewel thief' Deschanel[/ame] was the father of both kids in that version.

I think the point MG was making, was not about Eastenders and where the plots come from. I think his point was, why do people complain about this shit and not the real shit that matters?

But I could be wrong.

I think the point I was failing to make was this is the same plot as Sunset Beach, it used to get shown at 11.00am on Channel Five, no one complained. Even when someone was impregnated with a turkey baster. I blame the newspapers. x

It's exciting, sod it. I used to watch Eastenders years ago, then binned it, but have watched a few episodes over Christmas, due to the storyline in question/having nothing better to do, and thoroughly enjoyed it. No reason why a soap can’t tackle issues like that. Much better than Ian Beale getting lamped by Phil Mitchell for the umpteenth time for serving him soggy chips. The episodes at New Year were particularly good, nice and harrowing.

^
That.

They'll be talking about it in Parliament soon like they did when Diedre Barlow got banged up a few years back

Read a book, retards...

It's exciting, sod it. I used to watch Eastenders years ago, then binned it, but have watched a few episodes over Christmas, due to the storyline in question/having nothing better to do, and thoroughly enjoyed it. No reason why a soap can’t tackle issues like that. Much better than Ian Beale getting lamped by Phil Mitchell for the umpteenth time for serving him soggy chips. The episodes at New Year were particularly good, nice and harrowing.

Son, I is disappoint.

Soaps are mental chewing gum, lacking in any worth whatsoever.

Do not be drawn in.

Cabbage soup for the mind

Read a book, retards...

I recently registered for eHarmony.

Got to some profile questions:

"what was the last book you read"

"One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish."

Then some bloody other question comes up.

"what did you like about this book?"

"I liked the bit about the fishies"

Zero matches.

So I am wrong on this?

No you are correct.
The wife watches this shite and there were dead babies and misery on just before friends came over in New Years Eve, I didn't think it was best preparation for the night ahead so I went upstairs and knocked one out while she watched it.

I didn't feel like complaining to be honest as it provided a perfect distraction

Read a book, retards...

this.. and stop making threads about fictional people with fictional babies, on a fictional television program in a square that doesn't exist and is nothing like the east end of London (not enough graphic designers and 'artists' for one thing... and no-one swears, ever).

Eastenders threads on lfgss.. fucks sake.

Have some rep joe

I've often wondered if the hipsters have crept into the Old Vic yet? Is that not the case then?