Out the bedwetters

cos English are a nation of queuers who dont say shit

Are you kidding, we moan all fucking day long. Mostly about stupid stuff though.

Hang there was something that mattered....tries to remember

The voting scandal on X factor

Have you heard whats going down on Hollyoakes though, MG? Thats some next level shit.

Balks, I dislike Phil Redmond at the best of times and I really hate hollynohopes, too. I remember being out with this girl and she went to the toilet. 15 min later I'm still sat there like a proper knob rot. After looking for her I do1 and go home confused. About a week later I found out that the fucking bint got off with a cast member on her way to the john.
I sooth the pain by thinking she took an almighty dump on his Johnson.

orange says that vat has now gone up to 20% . is this true, i dont watch televison nor listen to the radio or read so this new pissed me off..

as for eastenders, didnt she regret it? i wtached it new years days at the bfs house. :)

Did cry a bit too... ah.

odd thread

orange says that vat has now gone up to 20% . is this true, i dont watch televison nor listen to the radio or read so this new pissed me off..

lol?

orange says that vat has now gone up to 20% . is this true, i dont watch televison nor listen to the radio or read so this new pissed me off..

as for eastenders, didnt she regret it? i wtached it new years days at the bfs house. :)

Did cry a bit too... ah.

Inflation is also up.
Sleep well.

Balks, I dislike Phil Redmond at the best of times and I really hate hollynohopes, too. I remember being out with this girl and she went to the toilet. 15 min later I'm still sat there like a proper knob rot. After looking for her I do1 and go home confused. About a week later I found out that the fucking bint got off with a cast member on her way to the john.
I sooth the pain by thinking she took an almighty dump on his Johnson.

she was probably ugly anyway

no offense, like...

That's why you hate soaps?

That's actually a good reason.

Had to drive to Captain Snooze in the morning twice in the last 12 months to buy new mattresses after he pissed the bed.

Captain Snooze - where's that?

Springfield?

she was probably ugly anyway

worth a hand job, like.

no offence, like...

That's better.

Captain Snooze - where's that?
Springfield?

Close. Maybe Springvale

http://www.snooze.com.au/home.aspx

@fested, do you really care??

x

oh fun, i will try to.

orange says that vat has now gone up to 20% . is this true, i dont watch televison nor listen to the radio or read so this new pissed me off..

Has Matron blocked Google News?

Close. Maybe Springvale

http://www.snooze.com.au/home.aspx

YouTube - Capt'n Snooze ad early 90's with Rod Quantock

i'm not in the 'know' i kind of prefer like that way.

i wish i could write coherently

Have you heard of the amount of complaints Corrie got about a scene where tow birds have a good old snog? People mentioned that they were scared that their daughters would be influenced into lezzing it up all the time.

As i understand things: LFGSS have got a thread going about an Eastenders story line where a baby dies from cot death (not unbelievable) and the grief striken mother swaps/steals another child.

Apparently there have been thousands of complaints, but worse there have been people complaining about the complaints, What the fuck is up with these people?? Do they understand it is fiction and the idiots who complain are morons?- Unless you're infirmed you are NOT forced to watch any of it or listen to the complaints. Where do these people find the time to complain about other people complaining? My heart really sank on reading this thread.

Our country - etc etc

Yes, I'm next - do it, go on, do it.

Theres an ad on TV in Oz at the moment talking about the Television Code of Conduct. Basically you can register a complaint if you see something which you feel is in breach of the code. It says something like:

"Our contact details are on our website, or you can write us a letter at this address blah blah..."

Write a fucking letter??? And put it in a post box? You know who's writing these letters, its some old codger with a typewriter saying that his wife marjorie got a bit flushed when they caught a glimpse of Brooke Shields cans in Blue Lagoon.

Which if I recall correctly, were the first proper boobs I ever saw.