Out the bedwetters

TBF your posts don't make any sense. 1 min you castigate me for commenting on the stupid over reaction of so many people to something that means nothing. Then You whole heartedly agree with GS who actually agrees with the point I'm making.

I'm sorry, as I said before I'm just tired, bored and veering from opinion to opinion today. Normal service will resume after the weekend.

I do still think there are better things to discuss than Eastenders plot lines, and I'm sticking to that one

But what about the hipsters? Has there been a shortarse with ironic moustache/quiff/sleeve tat/Barbour jacket/chinos/brogues sighting in the Queen Vic yet?
This would make me laugh and probably start watching... Just so I could complain on Point of View... Does that even still exist?

Shit, I 'tick' 4 and a half of those :-$

...... Just so I could complain on Point of View... Does that even still exist?

Yes it does..

What about a fixie skidder/max crow/hipster bombing it through the sq (or walking his/her aerospok'd OTP)?? Has that happened yet?

Not even 'enderz would stretch reality so far as to have Max Crowe on a bike and working.

Must spread rep etc. etc.

Weirdly enough there was a chap in this café we had lunch at on Leather Lane earlier who was the spit of Frank Butcher. His wife had her back to us, so couldn’t see the ‘Pat’ potential of her.

I have nothing to add other than the fact that I loathe the Archers. I listen to it almost everyday, at least once (once whilst cooking at home, often once at work) yet have no idea who is who, what the storylines are, or who owns Bridge Farm (though I guess it's 'Farmer Archer'?). It's competely impenetrable.

when I am occasionally exposed to it (Sunday morning drive to Wales with my mum is always the worst- omnibus) - it does just seem like a stream of disconnected conversations between people who sound more like they live in Islington than in the country

Maybe it's like a very sophisticated version of Mornington Crescent? One day the actor who plays Farmer Archer will crack, say the agreed upon word and it will all be over...

I blame the newspapers. x

as soon as the papers* dont like something, people jump on the disgust bandwagon and complain the next day

its exactly what happened when russel brand left a message on that guy's answerphone, no-one gave a toss until the tabloids disapproved - suddenly it's outrageous and people get an opportunity to be self-righteous about something

*I say papers, they are more like comics

Fuck Eastenders, seriously. Anyone who watches it wants their head read in my opinion. I'd rather wash up.

any soap, I just dont understand the appeal

when I went to my mum's at christmas I ended up watching emmerdale, coronation st and holby city back to back. At one point I even flicked through The Sun as a more exciting alternative

tedious dross, i just don't get it

Tony Archer lives at Bridge Farm

David Archer lives at Brookfield as did his father Phil and his grandfather Dan before him.

The actor who plays David does live in Islington.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/features/the-archers/

i do like the theme tune.

^ Your pad in N1?

Don't be silly. It's Lower Loxley where Nigel died on Sunday.

Ah, I see... I'll be dying alone in a Parisian pension... It's all been arranged, I did a deathswap with Digger... The fool...

Which if I recall correctly, were the first proper boobs I ever saw.

... and the last...

:-(

But what about the hipsters? Has there been a shortarse with ironic moustache/quiff/sleeve tat/Barbour jacket/chinos/brogues sighting in the Queen Vic yet?
This would make me laugh and probably start watching... Just so I could complain on Point of View... Does that even still exist?

i thought dot cotton was joe in drag

Jesus, is that all you've got? Pathetic, James... Your [strike]witless mumbling[/strike] awesome banter is killing me...

i thought dot cotton was joe in drag

I always thought Keith Richards...

sorry joe

Jesus, is that all you've got? Pathetic, James... Your [strike]witless mumbling[/strike] awesome banter is killing me...

Ouch?

... and the last...

:-(

Ive seen loads of jubblies. LOADS!