Royalty

Let's get all Romanov on their inbred cunty fa(e)ces..

Closet beastie boys fans ;)

Let's get down to business:

1) Higher taxes for those book fiddling, golf playing taxi driving masons.
2) Charity stonings for anyone caught using a mobile phone in the car.
3) RLJing to be compulsory for cyclists.
4) A negotiable taxation system (similar to Switzerland) where I get the final say.
5) ALL Chelsea tractors to be outlawed within the M25.
6) Knighthood for Dicki
That takes care of the morning.

ftfy
Arise Sir Julian Of Anfield

Fuck that. Bomb Anfield and keep toxic waste on the site for Stanley Park. Big club my balls.

as soon as you get some power you start abusing it .... typical of those in power
you are no different to any other politician are you

Nothing's been rubber-stamped yet.

You can probably demolish Anfield from the Mersey. You're going to need a pretty nice yacht to command your navy from when you do it - have you thought about getting your citizens to buy you one?

bodie and doyle out

your reign didn't last long

just like kim jong - un
he'll be being eaten by the n.korean army before the year is out

Ah. Also you and ChainBreaker will be banished to Canvey Island. He will earn a reprieve if he stops putting his tongue in people's ears.

You Sir, have no hope.

^ this x10000000000000000000000000000000000

the french got it right in the 1700's

Rule Britannia!

I am all for a new yacht, damn shame the old one got binned - cant have our royals slumming it, and nothing says we are beter than the rest of you euro spending scum than parking a big fat gin palace in front of em.

The reality of the royal yacht was that it was used by the royals for accommodating them when on tour, and as such the money spent on upkeep is probably less than the money spent housing them in fat hotels and the associated security measures.

I dont think we should be buying them a new one, but if someone else stumps up the cash then i am all for it.

boooooooooooooooooooooo

Cut the fuckers off, become a Republic, it's 2012 FFS

Is this the same as the gold barge thing that's going to be rowed by Steve Redgrave, or another Royal boat?

"construction is to be funded by members of the public and corporate sponsors."

will corporate sponsors get to display logos? the queen, brought to you by red bull.
will these members of the public be buying themselves honors, or maybe just invitations to eat cucumber sandwiches at the palace?

fascinating stuff, seriously.

The Queen - brought to you by our sponsors Senokot, now with added softener.

You have a very low view of the electorate. #

My money would be on Esther Ranzen or Jeremy Clarkson with David Beckham as a long odds bet.

David Attenborough holds a special place in the peoples' hearts. That said he's probably a horrible reactionary. He'd probably cut benefits to start a gorilla sanctuary.

i feel a bit guilty about expressing such negative opinions about the monarchy.
of course i'm not actually endorsing their execution or that Her Majesty should go without a Royal Yacht.
Going to stand on my desk now and sing a patriotic song to try and make up for it.

He is an Englishman!
For he himself has said it,
And it's greatly to his credit,
That he is an Englishman!
That he is an Englishman!
For he might have been a Roosian,
A French, or Turk, or Proosian,
Or perhaps Itali-an!
Or perhaps Itali-an!
But in spite of all temptations
To belong to other nations,
He remains an Englishman!
He remains an Englishman!
For in spite of all temptations
To belong to other nations,
He remains an Englishman!
He remains an Englishman!

HMS Pinafore, man. Gives me fucking goosebumps every time.

yeah but the queen and her hubby are about as english as ET the Extra Terrestrial

yeah but the queen and her hubby are about as english as ET the Extra Terrestrial

david ike is on to something.
did you know that frame rates on television cameras are calibrated so as to never capture our lizard ruler's nictitating eyelids as they move horizontally across their eyes? too fast for us to see but it might be revealed on camera, hence the nictitating blink only happening between frames. true story.

You need this thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (not a scoble link)

But the Queen is too old to go on a yacht. Is it basically going to be Will & Kate's sex boat?

Eeeww royals don't have sex.

Cut the fuckers off, become a Republic, it's 2012 FFS

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