Royalty

Eeeww royals don't have sex.

Like many parasitic organisms, they reproduce asexually unless conditions are right - royals generally need to firstly be separated from their host oiks, and secondly, feel secure, preferably surrounded by salt water on all sides, before their mating rituals begin. Therefore yachts constitute an important vector for the aquatic phase of their life cycle.

so if there is even one left they will multiply
WE MUST KILL THEM ALL

is it enough to separate the head from the body or do you need to burn the heart?

You need this thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (not a scoble link)

the top section of canary wharf is a pyramid shape as required by the illuminati to better radiate the evil out over the city.
said evil they generate with sex magick rituals they hold in the temple up there.

rohypnol ?

OK, get set for a few months of celebrity worship in the form of a royalist love in fest. Hot on the heels of the wedding last year and the subsequent diagnosis of the wedded one as suffering from an eating disorder - just look at those arms - we have the jubilee and then, probably, a period of mourning for the DoE who looks set to pop his clogs at some stage soon.

Time to pull up the duvet and wait for this national embarrassment to be over.

There is already tension in our house about attendance at any prospective street party.

you having trouble trying to get the wife and kids to come along with you ?

It seems the John Bull costume is a step too far.

OK, get set for a few months of celebrity worship in the form of a royalist love in fest. Hot on the heels of the wedding last year and the subsequent diagnosis of the wedded one as suffering from an eating disorder - just look at those arms - we have the jubilee and then, probably, a period of mourning for the DoE who looks set to pop his clogs at some stage soon.

Time to pull up the duvet and wait for this national embarrassment to be over.

The queens gags at the Jubilee thing were HILARIOUS! All that stuff about how many Prime Ministers she's outlasted in her tenure.... Jesus christ... I WILL be back, and I
WILL try the fucking veal!

where did you find your top hat ?

It's rude to point.

Shall we run a book?

The D of E or Thatcher to cark it first?

what about queeny
all the port / quails eggs and working class people ( oh yeah and swans don't forget the swans ) she's been eating over the last 20 years must have had some effect on her constitution
i'll have a fiver on queeny to kick the gold plated diamond encrusted bucket first

#crossesfingers

that is what queens eat isn't it ?

Ask Elton John.

Charles and Camilla are in Peel today, the weather couldn't be better. Rain and high winds.

transfering some funds off shore no doubt
gold bars in their hand luggage and stolen jewels in the soles of their shoes

will you be joining in with the flag waving ?

Could you please keep the lovely couple on your godforsaken island Andy?

transfering some funds off shore no doubt
gold bars in their hand luggage and stolen jewels in the soles of their shoes

will you be joining in with the flag waving ?

No.

Could you please keep the lovely couple on your godforsaken island Andy?

Fuck You, we have enough free loaders of our own thanks.

Burn 'em, "wicker man" style.

We charge for waste disposal.

If you dry them out for a few seasons I reckon they'd burn well.

Drying out royalty, lol.

faggots