Royalty

Would consider giving them Miracle*, but they may be looking for something bigger.. :/
*for MBE

What is the purpose of building a new royal yacht? Will it create jobs?

I think the point is if it was paid for by themselves it would be seen as being (excessively) extravegant

Actual lols... then fury followed by puking.

What is the purpose of building a new royal yacht? Will it create jobs?

Well you could says it create temporary work for those who build yacht.

I'd pay if they name their yacht the Titanic...

But the Queen is too old to go on a yacht. Is it basically going to be Will & Kate's sex boat?

has to be left here,

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I believe this is what the captain of the Costa Concordia was busting

If the public is paying do we also get to name it?

The "Royal Yacht Wet Dream" would get my vote.

I'd call it "cuntyacht".

@Scoot - what's a sex boat?

from my collection of yachts, i'd be prepared to donate this

for a CBE

Pikeys are fucking everywhere these days.

I'm speechless.

What the fuck is Prince Phillip going to do with a boat? He can't even be trusted with a car!

They let the help drive the boat dear boy.

Also has the captains seat on dicki's yacht been fashioned out of a sex swing?

Oh Jesus.

Not as angry at this as I was when Gove suggested we pay for it!

Brittania lasted 50 years. How much do you reckon it would cost per year (firstly to maintain / fuel) but then to protect a boat stuffed with royals, dignatories and other blaggers to sail around the place. It won't go anywhere without a Navy escort, a bunch of the crew will be SAS types etc etc etc.

We'll be paying for it for the next 50 years - whoever chips in their million / half million now certainly won't be around to pay for boring stuff like repairs for the next half century - I bet the £60 million it would cost to build won't even be half the story just so Phil can feel like he's in the Navy again

We don't get a choice in the matter. Without a royal family we'd have President Cameron and that would be a fucking disaster.

president bodieanddoyle

gets my vote after the revolution

Most democratic republics have separate elections for president and parliament to the best of my knowledge.

Not as angry at this as I was when Gove suggested we pay for it!

Also, I'd agree with you if I trusted them when they said that we wouldn't pay for it. I distrust them so completely (all of them, not just Dave) that I'm sure we'll end up on the hook for the vast majority of it, all the costs of the inevitable trebling of initial cost estimates / penalties for suppliers when it runs overdue, all the costs when Phillip 'accidentally' sinks a French trawler with its impressive broadside of canon etc.

president bodieanddoyle

gets my vote after the revolution

Let's get down to business:

1) Higher taxes for those book fiddling, golf playing taxi driving masons.
2) Charity stonings for anyone caught using a mobile phone in the car.
3) RLJing to be compulsory for cyclists.
4) A negotiable taxation system (similar to Switzerland) where I get the final say.
5) ALL Chelsea tractors to be outlawed within the M25.

That takes care of the morning.

The Tories are cunts for even suggesting that we pay for it to start with. Not that there is another recession round the corner or if it happens another great depression then we will be right and proper fucked!
Plus they are loaded as already mentioned, pay for it yourselfs if you want it that much!

Not that it bothers these tossers. And don't get me started on That wee fat useless shite they call Alex salmond. What another grade A cunt

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