Royalty

Are they the new One Direction?

Wait, since when did hippy know polo?

If there were only 3 Royals left then it'd be pretty close between them and 5g.

So, Wills, Kate and baby lizard needed to renovate the new apartments....

"...The public cost of refurbishing the Kensington Palace apartment... is £1m, the Queen's accounts reveal.(...) Apartment 1A – a 21-room abode over four storeys – has since been used as office and storage space...."

I live in an apartment.

Fucken hell, £1m to restore a storage.

the apartment has 54 rooms
just saying

i wonder what the true amount us gullible mugs are handing over to the whole clan lizards to keep their locustarium well stocked

A 54 room apartment?

At least it'll make a good hotel when we get rid of the leeching cunts.

At least Diana's food bill was lower.

Her bugle credit wasn't though.

It was how she supported third world economies.

Columbia isn't a third world country.

what how dare you slag off the princess of hearts

i don't believe it

It was speed that killed her though, not charlie.

le oof

It's not the speed that kills you.
It's the violent deceleration into the welsh bodyguard.
(and pissing off the other lizards)

True 'cost' of the royal family explained by cgpgrey.

The True Cost of the Royal Family Explained - YouTube

Kill her in the face and take her land, hang a little bit of her on each of her touristy places.

Actually a public execution of a royal would generate A LOT of income for the country. It's considered a dignified way to die (by some), and she gets to act on what she says: serve the country with her live. In this case for amusement, raising morale and generating shitloads of income. Think about it, we could have the axe sponsored by Gillette, broadcasting rights sold to a multi-national news corporation and premium royal box seating (LOL) tickets auctioned of for millions.

We'll have a kinda of Royal big brother, with all of them kept in one of their old dungeons and a new one topped every 6 months, except you don't see them in the dungeons, because reality TV is shit. The only thing I can't decide is whether to start with queeny and move down the line of succession or to start at the bottom of the blood line and work up to a crescendo.

Is Phil dead yet?

He can't die yet - he's got to outlive Nelson Mandela.

Actually a public execution of a royal would generate A LOT of income for the country. It's considered a dignified way to die (by some), and she gets to act on what she says: serve the country with her live. In this case for amusement, raising morale and generating shitloads of income. Think about it, we could have the axe sponsored by Gillette, broadcasting rights sold to a multi-national news corporation and premium royal box seating (LOL) tickets auctioned of for millions.

Not to mention turning their property portfolio into social housing / renting it out to companies. Buckingham Palace Asda anyone?

He can't die yet - he's got to outlive Nelson Mandela.

Is there no justice in the world?

Buckingham Palace should be turned into a halfway house to introduce newly rehabilitated criminals back into society.

Clarence House would make a rather good hotel and Kensington Palace would be ripe for developers - gut it and turn it into bedsits.

I noticed Queenie is having some sort of shindig at the Palace today. Shame there are all the roadworks and drilling outside after someone cut through a water main earlier in the week