Royalty

I love catching up on the gossip

heard from a reliable source that Philip most likely has bowel cancer

Pictures please

why does prince phillip always go into hospital on his birthday ? ... is he just avoiding a special birthday nosh from his lovely wife or just trying to get away from the tiresome bores that are his family, who are especially annoying on HIS special day ?

Nurses, lot of nurses, wearing nurse uniforms.

The last time he met a nurse he managed to upset an entire nation.

Will there be another public holiday if he pops his clogs? If so they. Will probably bung him on life support until next May.

As someone texted me:

"Just as joint favourites Prince Philip and Mandela were neck and neck, up pops Henry Cecil on the rails and takes the win."

Can't rep you Clive.

I mean I'd like to, but I can't.

"more violence than Goodfellas, more cocaine than Casino, more sex than Basic Instinct and more swearing than Scarface"...

Princess Diana - The Movie

The only plane with an ADS-B transponder on the flypast for the Queen's birthday

https://www.lfgss.com/picture.php?albumid=1646&pictureid=15772

My ma and PJ Harvey accepted honours from the Queen. Don't know which one I'm more disappointed about.

^ fuck this, seriously. What the fuck was she thinking? (PJ Harvey, not your maw. She can do what she likes). What a shameful thing to do, lending credibility to the fucking monarchy.

i just saw the royal gynecologist on tele

he looks a posh twat

sorry that should have read

he looks at posh twats

my spelling doh !

hehe
Jokes thread>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

fucks sake

country getting budgets cuts while queeny gets 5% pay rise
fair ? i think not

She has just lots of EU CAP money though hasn't she, the poor dear.

I got a letter from her this week too. It wasn't Teenslain's 100th birthday telegram.

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/uk/royals-cost-taxpayer-900000-more-29377572.html

CUNCE

I got a letter from her this week too. It wasn't Teenslain's 100th birthday telegram.

Queenslain's 200th birthday telegram?

Burn them all!

So, Wills, Kate and baby lizard needed to renovate the new apartments because Princess Margaret used to live there.
I imagine she left a particular stench of piss, gin and death behind but does it really take a million to sort it?
I continue to loathe the parasitical horse worriers on principle.

and the queen gets a 16% pay increase when Georgie boy cuts public spending by £11,000,000,000

#outoftouch

A less deserving bunch of cunts I do not know.

What about 5G?