Claim to Fame

I was on TV 5 or 6 times this summer. Will be on TV 5 or 6 times next summer. Just part of the job

I have smoked crack with royalty

I have smoked crack with royalty

pictures or it didn't happen.

I must protect the Queen's dirty secret, so no can do

My Mum and Dad used to know and work with Peter Mayhew when he was a hospital porter, who went on to be Chewbacca.

That is genuinely cool.

by nodding at him, i once made it seem like tony wilson knew me and was waving "hello"just as a friend looked round after i pointed him out.

i got pissed with john thompson (fat blobby bob) he did ace star wars impressions. greedo was his best.
"minstrels on the eyes, always works"

i tapped a light from him from travis, at the same art show that tony wilson waved at me, he offered me a cig but i declined. with "ah, causes heart disease? not my brand, i prefer low birth weight foetuses". (after hearing it somewhere else)

how very.

my godfather is in a famous rock band

my godfather is in a famous rock band

If your father was also in a famous rock band then I think that we used to work together...

One of my friends was a Victorias Secret model.

my father however is not in a famous rock band.

At a pub once, I wondered why a friend of mine seemed to be taking no notice of what I was saying. Turns out that for 45 minutes I'd been sitting next to Daisy Lowe, without realising. When she left, apparently she bumped into me and apologised. I totally missed it. My mate was too busy ogling her to listen to me.

@epic fail thread

One of my friends was a Victorias Secret model.

Pictures or it didn't happen

My dad went to school with the guy that taught two of the members of busted how to play guitar!
/thread

My neighbour got taught to play guitar by one of the members of Busted. My brother also caught whooping cough from said member when they were both in play school.

My personal claim(s) to fame: 1) I played rugby with one of the guys from JLS 2) I once scored a try against England.

i bought harry potter (or the kid that plays him in the fillums) a tin of lager backstage at Reading 2006. his minders gave me a right talking to. later shared a fizzypop with bruce dickinson. he's fucking ace.

I have dined with Chris, of The Rocks.

My best friend's dad taught Robert Smith from the Cure and 80's rock band Cutting Crew Maths at school.

Pictures or it didn't happen

True story... From my town in Aus, super nice girl too, low key, no ego. She used to clean the winery I worked in at 5 in the morning until she was 'discovered'.

True story... From my town in Aus, super nice girl too, low key, no ego. She used to clean the winery I worked in at 5 in the morning until she was 'discovered'.

nope, sorry I need proof

I worked in at 5 in the morning until she was 'discovered'.

jesus - where did you hide the body then, you sick bastard!

hehe

My mum got jiggy with Richard Stilgoe.

[shudder]

my Dad went to school with Richard Stilgoe, and i went to school with Richard Stilgoe's son.

ru's stepbrother?

She ignores me now, I've posted on her myspace page everyday for 2 years....not a sausage

stalker

I'm from foreigner, and could spit shitloads of names no-one here has ever heard about. Does that count?
Internationally kind, bumped face-first against Steven Tyler (Aerosmith), when I was about 12, in Lisbon. He almost swallowed me.
Also in Lisbon, walked passed Woody allen. Used to see quite frequently Kevin Spacey, when he started in The Old Vic.
My 1st ever night out in London, late 2005, was actually in a Hotel in the City and was later told it was the
birthday party of Sienna Miller, i didn't even know who she was back then.
I once went to a restaurant in Soho and Pistanator was there, that's what I was told... I can't confirm.