Claim to Fame

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Thats what she said, she doesn't mean it though, I know she's just busy fighting evil and shit

I've watched New Order play 'live' from stage, stood behind the speaker stack. shame really, i respected them a lot more before that

Oh, went to see Beastie Boys in Lisbon, 1st row central seat.
Could smell Ad Rock's breath. In the end of the gig he handed me the
sheets with the songs alignment. Fuck yeah.

A friend of mine went out in Bricklane, couple of years ago, met these american
guys and girls, big group around 10 people. Later went with them to their hotel
somewhere in Canary Wharf, they were the roadies and crew of the Eagles.
My mate ended up with 2 backstage passes to the O2 arena to see the Eagles.

I can say now I have been 'fooling around' with Rock Dinosaurs, but they're all cunts.
Proper A-list cunts. Hated meeting them.

Through work I've met/dealt with: Arctic Monkeys, Paul Weller, Josh Davis (DJ Shadow), Ray Manzarek and Robby Krieger, Sinead O'Connor, Pink, Liam Gallagher (organised his son's birthday party), Chris Evans, Paul Gascoigne and a few others, I can truly say that between musicians and footballers I'd rather put up with musicians.

...Liam Gallagher (organised his son's birthday party),...

I was a bartender at his b.day party. Cunt.

massive one at it, the kids party started at 11 in the morning and didn't finish until midnight, he had the cheek to query the bill and all.

I've played live onstage at Leeds and Reading festivals.

Fact.

my grandad invented sliced bread
bob geldof held me as a baby
i once spoke to harry gration's wife on the phone
timo maas did finger guns at me after I threw him a double thumbs up

these are pretty weak

alesha dixon winked at me

I've got a signed photo of Kelly Osborne that I got in the post. She must have touched it to sign it, which means that I've touched Kelly Osborne.

I had an enjoyable chat with Mick Jones outside a pub about the merits of themal underwear -v- hot water bottles on a cold evening

^^I hope you washed your hands afterwards

I know a guy who looks like Mick Jones.

My old mate from back home's dad sang in Black Sabbath for a time. Made the LP 'Headless Cross', named after the doomy sounding suburb of Redditch that we're from. Tours around those regressive hair metal festivals you get on the continent now, sound fella.

@EEI, which one?

My mate's dad played in a jazz band with Adje vandenBerg formerly of Whitesnake, went to see them play once, very, very strange.

I've met Jack Bruce through his daughter. Might take some pictures for the Cream when their new material's out.

Took some pictures of Jah Mason, shared Hennessy and tings.

Why as teenslain nicked Larry David's glasses? Give them back you bully!

My cousin is Russell Crowe.

My mum went to school with Vic Reeves.

My friend Chetan who lived down the street when I grew up in New Zealand, had an older sister who I fancied who later became 'Miss India Earth'. (Pooja Chitgopekar)

I once hand-delivered a package to Noel Gallagher whilst working, therefore I know where he lives.
Got a photo of the signature to prove it. Also met him when I was about 12 when I lived in Barnes. 8 years later he looks no different.

My mum is good friends with John Lennon's sister.

A good friend of mine's cousin plays for an international football team.

A guy I was mates with at secondary school, his cousin is the blonde one in that girl group 'The Saturdays'.

All 100% true.

I have been a DJ support act for The XX, Mr Hudson, N-Dubz, Razorlight, The kooks, lily allen,
I must say im not proud of any of the above but bills needed paying etc....

I once pissed on Quentin Tarrantino. He was arm wrestling pretty girls in the basement of a foul bar in Berlin. I was (I am ashamed to say) stood at the bar pissing against it whilst ordering more booze. He came and stood next to me and was caught in the crossfire as I turned to ask him the time.

Any chance you'll support N-Dubz again? Could you smack that nonce Dappy cnut in the face for me? Please?

Could you smack that nonce Dappy cnut in the face for me?

ill film it and happy slap him! give him a taste of his own medicine (not that Im saying dappy likes happy slappy-ing people)

ive got a whole load of cool stuff :)
ive met and have become well-ish aquainted with a couple of smaller bands.
the cribs followed me in production at reading for 10 minutes because they were lost.
driven phil jupitus around in a golf buggy, that was awesome.
i was in the press pit for blink at reading.
just met tons of cool people, and slightly arseish people at reading and latitude this year and leeds last year, met thom yorke last year! chris moyles gave me a kiss and introduced me to his mum. that was a bit weird.

Got stoned with The Vines once, remember them?