Claim to Fame

Name the PM or it never happened

The Sun said that, and i said show me 500k and i'll tell you - same deal for you pisti!

Easy: Blair.

The cunt.

'German celebs'??

Becker
Nena of 99 Baloons Fame
Heidi Klum
Michael Schumacher

....I'm struggling here.....

Fettes Brot, Fantastischen 4, Die Krupps, Die Arzte, Toten Hosen, Bohse Onkelz, Einstürzende Neubauten (you know Nick Cave), X-mal Deutschland, Klaus Schulze, Tangerine Dream, Kreator, Rammstein, Scorpions, Sodom, Jürgen Prochnow, Franka Potente, Daniel Bruehl, Till Schweiger, Kraftwerk, Claudia Schiffer, Herzog, Wenders, Fassbinder and many many others not including footballers, because they're either Poles from Silesia or Turks.

KREATOR!

Woo.

sorry duder
falco = bonified austrian

Falco

a bit weird, but:
I've given deep tissue massage to Martin Johnson, Lewis Moody, Josh Lewsey and Daley Thompson.

As you do.

Happy finish?

sorry duder
falco =** bonified **austrian

I am really hoping this is a pun on his being dead.

bonifired austrian.

Was Falco burned at the stake?

Tom Cruise spilled my drink but apologised so it was alright.

BTW we need Brave up in here.

Kevin Coyne went to live in Germany but he isn't German and he's now dead.

^ I was in a band for many years with his two sons... Lovely, talented man...

My mother is a mildly famous radio presenter.

I'm Nhatt.

No, really.

I call bullshit...

I did copious amounts of class A drugs in the mayfair flat of a former prime minister, who happened to be passed out in an alcoholic stupor on the sofa opposite me, whilst me and my mates were making a bong out of a B&Q plumbing kit.

You said you knew Brown on another thread, so it's either blair or brown. Or bollocks...

1- I once gobbed into Joe Strummer's mouth.
4- i licked brian may's hair at the bar in the vip bit at brixton academy.
5- I once pissed on Quentin Tarrantino
7- I came home from college one day to find Keith Chegwin in our garden, trying to steal our cat.
8- I saw Phillip Schofield shitting into a plastic cup on the side of the A1.
6- I did a shit on one of the queens loos
2- my dad sat next to cliff richard on a plane once.
3- My Mum got jiggy with Steve Davis
10- My Great Auntie was killed by Jack The Ripper
9- I was on the billboard adverts for the Austin Maestro

I'm Nhatt.
No, really.

Dibs.

No, sorry, I've done that gag.

Falco was Austrian.

And has been dead for some time.

a gang-bangin' thug that never seen it coming

I was once David Ginolas son, he also tried to chat up my sister the other year the incestuous git

Joanna Lumley gave me a hug on the first day of my new job at a TV company, and Yoko Ono bought me some cake not long ago

I'd still happily bone the tits off Joanna Lumley... Sorry, ladies, it had to be said...

Oh! The irony of the phrase "it had to be said".

i spent 2 days with jordan (katie price as she was known then) pre-boob job, i have polaroids to prove it. a lara-croft outfit was involved.

The first step to getting over such trauma is talking about it. Well done you.

Oh!

Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall just said 'Nighty Night' to me!

(He was watching his new show air from my office's bar with all the production crew, so maybe cheating alightly)