Claim to Fame

evo - I'm really a simple and humble soul.

To be fair he had no idea what we were up to, and it was a long time ago. Its also something i would never make public, no matter how much cash was flashed.

On a lighter note Cladia Schiffer once asked me for a fag, and i told her to f off, then it was pointed out to me who she was and i proceeded to embarrass myself trying to get her to have a fag with me

I've worked on her garden in Mallorca for a mate a few times, he was her landscaper and I only saw her once, she wasn't stuck up as I expected her to be.
Boris Becker lived close and was probably the friendliest of the German celebs on that part of the cliff.

'German celebs'??

Becker
Nena of 99 Baloons Fame
Heidi Klum
Michael Schumacher

....I'm struggling here.....

German footballers?

Falco

'German celebs'??

Becker
Nena of 99 Baloons Fame
Heidi Klum
Michael Schumacher

....I've yentzed them all.....

ftfy

Falco was Austrian.

And has been dead for some time.

^ Rock Me Amadeus, Falco?

Yup

ftfy

I'd wear a Liverpool shirt for a week to yentz Heidi Klum

But Becker would get the better of you...

Falco was Austrian.

And has been dead for some time.

werd

the fucking SCORPIONS!

/in zer magik ov zer moment, unt zoes ggggglgooooory naaaaits!
//zippo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uNyPefjS88&feature=related

it's fucking friday!

Carl Friedrich Gauss - inventor of the drop shadow.

I'd wear a Liverpool shirt for a week to yentz Heidi Klum

I wonder what Seal have to say about that.

'Seal with it'

office lol

there's a pun in there, it's Friday after all.

mmmdaaah! look at his face! he thinks he is people!

Shame I can't see half of the dodgy pictures nuknow puts up.

it's all about the 'other' half...

German celebs currently alive? I'm always astonished when I go back to Germany these days who's considered 'famous' over there. Even Dieter Bohlen, one of the worst people to enter the music business ever, has made a comeback via the German take on all that talent show rubbish. Mind you, most people considered 'famous' over here I'd probably be surprised about if I ever paid any attention to them.