Claim to Fame

and born in the Black Country, you really are a plastic scouser aren't you ;)

your great auntie was a hooker?

(too far?)

She was also an alcoholic!

She was arrested in the afternoon for being drunk and disorderly and kept in the cells to sober up
She was let out at around 2am. This is when she was murdered, on her way home

and born in the Black Country, you really are a plastic scouser aren't you ;)

Ha! My Scouseness is becoming even more diluted ;-)

Anything I can get on amazon?

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My Great Auntie was killed by Jack The Ripper - Catherine Eddowes

She was my Nan's Auntie, my Mum was born an 'Eddowes' until my Nan remarried a few years later

Your great great auntie then. A tough life and a tough death !

I played lego with Zoe Ball when I was 7, she lived down the road.

I also got on a flight with hobbits and Jaws, Gothenburg to London. There had been some sci-fi convention apparently. Jaws had to ride economy as 1st didn't have a seat with enough leg space so he had to join economy to get an exit row seat.

I went to her brothers wedding, Johny kept singing the owl and the pussycat to the bridesmaids.

Yep, appears so

In the bloodline....hence why I like a good yentz! ;-)

My great grandmother was a prostitute. We're all very proud

Served Kate Moss in a shop once. Someone else had to point out who she was....she just looked like a ragged junkie to me.

My best mate from school is the current Mr Kate Moss.

My Gran was an Earp (not biological Gran).

I've let her beat me at pool. And our manager at the time rang the sun to get paparazzi shots. She got annoyed. Very small in real life (both of us in fact).

My best mate from school is the current Mr Kate Moss.

Commiserations?

Best career move he ever made.

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Amazon is having a dig at you:

Did you mean: joey 'two fingers' laura

Best career move he ever made.

No doubt. I'm just sore 'cause I'm jealous... But then I've always had a thing for ragged junkies ;)

I've let her beat me at pool.

Trademark Snowy pulling technique...

I once shared a hotel room with one of the twelve leading insurance and reinsurance lawyers in the world

pics or it didn't happen..

did you both play carradine-esque games?

I went to her brothers wedding, Johny kept singing the owl and the pussycat to the bridesmaids.

Classic grooming technique.

What goes on in the world of insurance and reinsurance law, stays in the world of insurance and reinsurance law

I saw Phillip Schofield shitting into a plastic cup on the side of the A1.

I've seen Trevor MacDonald wanking into the boot of his car, on The Strand.

I urinated over Shaun Ryder, he just grunted "Oi ! Watch the La Coste". I was in The Hacienda toilets and hadn't noticed him next to me, my piss bounced of the disinfectantant block and went all over his jumper. It was around 'Step On' so he had his lovely floppy hair and and laddish swagger, 'cept all coverd in my pee. And he's tiny.

I once went to see rich hall with a friend.
Was sold out when we got there.
We we like "ahh shit"
The guy at the box office for some reason said "oh why? Do you know him?"
We looked at eachother and said yes.
So he offered to take us backstage and introduce us and let us in gratis.
On the way he goes "so how do you know rich?"
I come up with "oh my dad knew him in the states"
Rich Hall comes up, confused, we shake hands, I say "nice to see you again rich"
The box office guy says "so shall we let em in"
Rich Hall just says "yeah" still confused and in we go.

I spent the rest of the evening just feeling embarrassed and cheap.

Flava Flav bought me a pint.