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  • I played lego with Zoe Ball when I was 7, she lived down the road.

    I also got on a flight with hobbits and Jaws, Gothenburg to London. There had been some sci-fi convention apparently. Jaws had to ride economy as 1st didn't have a seat with enough leg space so he had to join economy to get an exit row seat.

  • Did you ever play lego with her cousin, Velocio?
    You'd remember it, believe me.
    She's a right mucky cow.

  • i have a scar on my upper lip from where lily allen pushed me over by the side of a swimming pool, i was 5

  • I sang Karaoke over CB Radio with Nirvana in their tour bus, parked backstage at Reading '91.

  • ^ Euph?

  • If you want it to be ...

  • I thought this was a claim to fame, not 'who I sat next too'

    Painting on Tony Hart's gallery motherfuckers, yes, you heard, Tony Hart's gallery

  • If you want it to be ...

  • I thought this was a claim to fame, not 'who I sat next too'

    Painting on Tony Hart's gallery motherfuckers, yes, you heard, Tony Hart's gallery

    camera slowly pans to a large painting of a cock and bollocks covered in gold glitter, while John Williams noodles the Deer Hunter in the background

  • ^ :d

  • was well known that Tony was partial to a glitter covered cock

    first lesson in design, know your audience…

  • I was on the billboard adverts for the Austin Maestro.

    I was dressed as a cub scout, and we were loading camping equipment into the back of that shit little car on a bleak looking Ilkley Moor.

    My dad was dressed like a scout master.

    He looked really serious, and all the other cub scouts looked frightened.

    My dad looked like he was going to give us a solid, thorough bumming.

    Not the greatest advertising campaign, I'll grant you...

  • Pics or ...

  • No luck on Google image search... :[

  • Believe me, I've tried googling.

    I'll ask my dad, see if he's still got the cutting.

    It's so eighties it's unbelievable.

  • had three novels published before I was 26.

    walked from brooklyn to manhattan with a friend when I was 19-20, and stopped outside a shop which had spike lee inside, managed to get his autograph on a dollar bill, still got it somewhere. Also that meeting was where I got the idea for my first writing pseudonym.

    interviewed aaliyah in a hotel room in kilburn, when her first album came out, I wasn't much older than she was at the time..

    interviewed goldie in a hotel room in paddington, about his album saturnz returns, and we got into a discussion about film and he gave me a copy of a film script about the life of peter tosh, that he was trying to get made, it was written by the son of someone famous. He asked me to return it, and I never did...

  • You've drunk with the great MES? He's my hero - please do spill the beans

    Really, please do

    About 15 years ago, was temporarily living up there (Prestwich), had plenty of time on my hands so regularly used to go to nearby pubs early doors. Got chatting to him and his mates (we were stood outside waiting for The Red Lion to open), after an initial bit of banter about me being a South Mancunian ponce etc etc, found we had a lot in common, boozing, punk, pool and Man City. Became a regular thing (when he wasn't touring) for about 6 months, 'til I moved back to S Manchester. He's a fucking great bloke, but I think The Fall are shite.

  • had three novels published before I was 26.

    Anything I can get on amazon?

  • I've met many of you and you are the bestest and greatest. mwah

  • My Great Auntie was killed by Jack The Ripper - Catherine Eddowes

    She was my Nan's Auntie, my Mum was born an 'Eddowes' until my Nan remarried a few years later

  • interesting. i did that jack the ripper walk a few weeks back and the tour guide lady made no mention of you - they really need to up their game.

  • My Great Auntie was killed by Jack The Ripper - Catherine Eddowes

    She was my Nan's Auntie, my Mum was born an 'Eddowes' until my Nan remarried a few years later

    Hmmm.

    That googled image of your great auntie isn't one for the photo album...

  • My Great Auntie was killed by Jack The Ripper - Catherine Eddowes

    She was my Nan's Auntie, my Mum was born an 'Eddowes' until my Nan remarried a few years later

    your great auntie was a hooker?

    (too far?)

  • your great auntie was a hooker?

    (too far?)

    Yep, appears so

    In the bloodline....hence why I like a good yentz! ;-)

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