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did you both play carradine-esque games?

I don't own a cardigan.

ok, i'll admit - that's gone straight over my head.

I once had phonesex with Gail Porter

Post-baldness tho', doesn't count...

How much did she charge you?

Post-baldness tho', doesn't count...

Coupla' billiard balls...

Post-baldness tho', doesn't count...

It was about 9yrs ago when she was FIT!

i saw adrian chiles attempting to pleasure himself with the business end of an entire smoked salmon in a Sommerfields car park, Romford.

I was one next 'chat-up' away from a yentz :-(

Sorry, BRM. Mis-reading of your post. What is a Carradine-esque game?

Sorry, BRM. Mis-reading of your post. What is a Carradice-esque game?

He's wondering if you fondled each other's saddle bags...

I nearly became an astronaut last year!

Anything I can get on amazon?

Kindle or nothing ;)

My Great Auntie was killed by Jack The Ripper - Catherine Eddowes

She was my Nan's Auntie, my Mum was born an 'Eddowes' until my Nan remarried a few years later

your great auntie was a hooker?

(too far?)

Yep, appears so

In the bloodline....hence why I like a good yentz! ;-)

With all due respect G, but Lulz.
Was reading your 1st post out loud to my missus, she went straight away: 'His great auntie was a hooker??'...

pink signed my arm.

^ Another euph?

About 15 years ago, was temporarily living up there (Prestwich), had plenty of time on my hands so regularly used to go to nearby pubs early doors. Got chatting to him and his mates (we were stood outside waiting for The Red Lion to open), after an initial bit of banter about me being a South Mancunian ponce etc etc, found we had a lot in common, boozing, punk, pool and Man City. Became a regular thing (when he wasn't touring) for about 6 months, 'til I moved back to S Manchester. He's a fucking great bloke, but I think The Fall are shite.

Nice one

what would that be a euphemism for?

once found two whippets stray in queens park, rang the number on the collar and Jade Jagger picks up the phone... Her cleaner had lost them or something.

That's a bit shite actually, i'm sure I can do better than that

what would that be a euphemism for?

Really? Euph imagination fail.

Really? Euph imagination fail.

ha i'm sorry..

It was about 9yrs ago when she was FIT!

Did she go bald as soon as she got off the phone to you......what in heavens name did you say to that poor girl!?

About 15 years ago, was temporarily living up there (Prestwich), had plenty of time on my hands so regularly used to go to nearby pubs early doors. Got chatting to him and his mates (we were stood outside waiting for The Red Lion to open), after an initial bit of banter about me being a South Mancunian ponce etc etc, found we had a lot in common, boozing, punk, pool and Man City. Became a regular thing (when he wasn't touring) for about 6 months, 'til I moved back to S Manchester. He's a fucking great bloke, but I think The Fall are shite.

I went to the movies once with Brix off of The Fall. It was some Disney movie, possibly Pocahontas, and she dropped her packet of maltesers which noisily rolled all the way down to the front.

It was about 9yrs ago when I had HAIR!

Fixed

I went to the movies once with Brix off of The Fall. It was some Disney movie, possibly Pocahontas, and she dropped her packet of maltesers which noisily rolled all the way down to the front.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-pots and pans...