C*nt of the day LS58 FKX

400 odd pages of football shite, go and close that one off while you are at it

Me, me, fuckin ME! You're loving this whole drama aren't you, I bet it never even happened, you just fancied a few days attention!

fuck me, the little onion cupboard has spoken

coming from the stussy midget who loves running the football thread - pot - kettle and the and our favourite racist word - black

Fuck off you sad tit

You do know that people on here actually pity you?

My cunt of the day is black cab PCO # 72531

Recovery day today so just cruising along, heading south from Kings X wearing bright yellow Condor shirt, he pulls straight across me and I see the indicator flick on as I come to a stop.

I look in his mirror to see if I can see his face to see if he'd even noticed me and he stops, right across the bike lane half way through the turn. He then starts mouthing off at me! As I was chilled to fuck (read: knackered from yesterday) I'd not said a thing this whole time and not even raised a fucking eyebrow. I then offered to fuck him in the arse with his own head and carried on merrily.

So, PCO 72531 I hope you get approval to push forward your suicide you pathetic little piece of shit.

I still had a nice ride :)

Hippy, please close this thread FFS!

Fuck off you sad tit

You do know that people on here actually pity you?

pot, kettle etc

Wank. Wank. Wank.

Fuck my sister, you all seem to think that this shit has only just started happening. There have been cunts in cars and cunts on bikes since they were invented.

We aren't single-handed saving the motherfucking planet with our wet arses and our thighs of steel, we are riding fucking bikes!

goes all virginia tech in office

Oh fucking amazing. If I could figure out how to add rep for this post you would be repped to the eyeballs. Awesome.

Cycling in traffic is a social skill.

Well put.

None, except that cycle training often help you figure out the best course of action if such behaviour occurred.

For instance, if someone's calling you out, the best course of action is to simply acknowledge them and carry on riding, this way you're not adding more fuel to the fire.

If it escalated, just simply drop back and let them go/take a different path temporary, and I'm sure you don't need to be explained why as other such as cliveo, skydancer, Object et al;ll has done so in such detail with deep concern for your wellbeing.

I'm very glad you're ok though, that something I really don't want to experienced in my life.

Hey ed, where did you do your cycle training? I'm thinking of signing up.

ctuk.co.uk

Only joking, I don't need cycle training.

Only joking, I don't need cycle training.

Bang!

Ed, have you considered forum training?

Have you considered social skills training?

Forum, have you considered Ed training?

Have you considered social skills training?

I wrote the fucken manual...

I think Dancing James and Wingedangel should get together make sweet love and produce the most angry child known to man.

tommy repped

Wank. Wank. Wank.

Fuck my sister,

Does she look much like you? If so I'm out.

This world is full of dickheads. Accept that you are one of them and stop making your own life more difficult.

Gold. Good advice for most of us too....

True, but you have to draw line in the sand, dude.

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A line in the sand...

Hangon I'm confused. So....James got up in a golden shower 'thing' with a bunch of travellers?

I think there should be a Dancing James remix of this track

YouTube - Last Night A DJ Saved My Life - Indeep Official Video

Sorry James I shouldn't take the piss as this thread although born of bad incidents, but it is funny.

Hangon I'm confused. So....James got up in a golden shower 'thing' with a bunch of travellers?

You've got it in one.

Opens door to thread

Throws 100 grenades

Does she look much like you? If so I'm out.

of course she does. tall, beautiful long red hair and big boobies.

she is 12, though...

dibs