C*nt of the day LS58 FKX

Dib Dabs

Kidz love sweets

And High School musical

beautiful

I think there should be a Dancing James remix of this track

YouTube - Last Night A DJ Saved My Life - Indeep Official Video

Sorry James I shouldn't take the piss as this thread although born of bad incidents, but it is funny.

i an original copy of this, it includes the accappella and the sound effects of cars screeching and bogs flushing

Sounds fishy.

[edit. Not that it helps, but checked wikipedia -so it must be true; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisson_distribution#How_does_this_distribution_arise.3F_.E2.80.94_The_law_of_rare_events half a million cycle journeys per day (I read somewhere) probably only a couple that end in fights each day, so my money is on the Poisson]

If that's the case, yes. I was going on your earlier claim that it was a distribution amongst people and that "some, but very few people will have lots of occurences, and some, but very few, hardly any".

Is that a full sized guitar he's playing?

uke

It's taken me a few days to digest this thread. Forum GOLD no doubt.
DJ I hope you are feeling better!

People go on about DJ starting attention seeking threads, but they always turn out to be entertaining.

I hear that Velocio actually pays him to start threads.

uke

ah, he's not as big as I thought then

I generally try to say something positive first. Or... when you think they know they've done something dodgy, when you get to the lights and catch them up, politely ask them to wind the window down - them expecting you to start having a go at them, but NO! You completely don't! Just ask for directions, or let them know that their nearside rear tyre could be a bit flat, or something driverish like that. Works a treat! makes you have contact with them... real, human, friendly contact.

Total Derren Brown stuff right there!
I likes it

Total cunt this morning.
Going along bell lane towards spitalfields I see a cyclist coming towards me shortly followed by a silver car that zoomed past her swerving violently in a total I AM CAR HEAR ME ROAR! type way.
The road was fairly parked up and I was already half way along that part of the road as he overtook her. He proceeded to keep his foot firmly down on the accelerator until he flashed past me at what must have been around 50mph, I had to squeeze between two parked cars to narrowly avoid being obliterated.
I noticed he had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp as he went past, what a complete angry prat.

ah, he's not as big as I thought then

Oh no, he is that big, but he also plays a bigger uke than some. "Throughout the later part of his life, Kamakawiwoʻole was [ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity"]obese[/ame] and at one point carried 757 pounds (343 kg; 54.1 st) on his 6-foot-2-inch (1.88 m) frame."

I noticed he had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

repped, will have to keep that one in the ol' brainbox.

Y'all dont know what its like being male, middle class and white.

You think that's hell?

I'm trying to reach out to ginger scouse dwarfs - the 'thrice-damned'.

So when is this going to court?