Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

something he picked up in the... kitchen, I'll wager

I had the joy of some dumbass cyclist shooting through a red light while I crossed the junction at 1 in the morning, I had to swerve out the way and my front tire exploded and I went flying, dude didn't even stop!

To make matters worse it's probably the first day I have ever not had spare tube/punc repair in my bag. Did get offered £150 for a stranger to suck MY cock on my walk home though...

What are you going to spend the money on?

I had the joy of some dumbass cyclist shooting through a red light while I crossed the junction at 1 in the morning, I had to swerve out the way and my front tire exploded and I went flying, dude didn't even stop!

To make matters worse it's probably the first day I have ever not had spare tube/punc repair in my bag. Did get offered £150 for a stranger to suck MY cock on my walk home though...

It wasn't a Portuguese guy was it?

To the guy almost overlapping my back wheel whilst riding home. Sorry my skid scared you. I did tell you to ease off, but you had headphones in and thought nothing of my shouting.

What are you going to spend the money on?

Some rubber?

What are you going to spend the money on?

Spreading of rep required, apparently.

"To the guy almost overlapping my back wheel whilst riding home. Sorry my skid scared you. I did tell you to ease off, but you had headphones in and thought nothing of my shouting."

Jam your pump or something similar in his front wheel... Nothing says listen up and watch out where you're going like flying over the handle bars and kissing the asphalt face first.

What are you going to spend the money on?

New tyre, obv.

Some guy on a Boardman RLJing at speed this morning on Denmark Hill, straight through the junction with Champion Park. Proper screams from the pedestrians crossing as he piled through them San Francisco-style. Nearly killed 3 6yr olds on their way to school, amazing no one got hurt.

WAC.

I almost squished a lady who KITCHEN walked out without looking. Also undertook a boris biker who KITCHEN was doing some random bus lane weaving. Sorry boris.

To the guy on the green fixed wheel wearing a cap and a yellow bag that overtook me on Essex road as I'd given a wide birth to a van that had pulled half way into the bus lane because of the oncoming traffic. The reason I asked why you couldn't have "waited for two seconds" before overtaking me wasn't because I thought the van was turning left but because you were only a couple of centimetres away from my shoulder. I'll take off my cynical hat (which is hard for a Yorkshireman) and assume you were being genuine when you told me to "have a nice day " as I turned St Peter's street :)

I bet that kitchen company is run by a webmaster from the 90s.

Back then, before google existed and got clever, you just stuck kitchen as every third word to come top of the Alta Vista search results for kitchen.

Kitchen.

So is LFGSS at the top of the kitchen search results now?

As in DK?

No, Kitchen is at the top of LFGSS.

Is anyone always in the Kitchen at parties? Because he might find it uncomfortable.

Yep, you'll always find him in the kitchen at parties.

Jeez that's evolution. Things are improving. He wasn't on the pavement and on the phone with a massive Jedi hood obscuring 70% of his view.

Guy shouted 'be smart' with a smirk as he RLJed passed me into turning cars nearly crashing. When the lights turn green I accelerate, as I'm overtaking him (2-3 times his speed) I go handless showing him both fingers and shout 'be fast' with raised eyebrows.

given a wide birth to a van

ouch

The lady on a Pashley who RLJ'd across the junction @ Chelsea bridge today was VERY lucky to be able to cycle away from a near miss this morning. I felt sorry for the driver who nearly took her out.

I think she had to get off her bike for a cry once she managed to get across the road, making her journey longer than everyone else who waited at the lights.

Twat in the suit going past London Bridge station towards Bermondsey last night. If you cycle in the middle of the road for no fucking reason, then it's likely that cars (and I) will get quite annoyed with you. Kicking a taxi driver's door for having the temerity to go past you is a dick move, as is forcing fellow cyclists to pull into the opposite lane just to get by.

Sailing out into a busy crossroads by swinging onto the wrong side of the road and then back into a busy mass of cyclists isn't likely to get a hug either. Yes. A prick you are.

If you cycle in the middle of the road
That wouyld be called taking primary position in the road.