Caramel cycles - £200 track bikes

Friday afternoon has begun already

tea bee

we are talking about the bikes on this thread

they are selling fixies with no foot retention

a big fucking fail

thus deserving ridicule

you also deserve ridicule as king cutter has already commented on the wheels and hubs on the actual wheel thread

RPM mentioned the wheels. I was just replying to that

yeah but you had already posted on the thread about wheels at that point, and kingcutter had posted before that

sorry, but your reasoning is not exactly gifted

i am trying to work out, is tea bee still drunkenly stalking me?

i am sure i heard a rumour that a certain saturday night fever dancer on here is part of the london bdsm swingers scene

not sure if he is also into capturing furries too

i am trying to work out, is tea bee still drunkenly stalking me?

Maybe, maybe not, I'm going to get some to laugh at my caramel joke if I have to post it every day for the rest of my life.

PS was the bound bunny a real ad? Isn't the second anthropomorphic rabbit quite wrong? Unless you are into furries or hirsute women,

PS was the bound bunny a real ad? Isn't the second anthropomorphic rabbit quite wrong? Unless you are into furries or hirsute women,

I very much doubt that image was part of an official ad campaign.

lynx

we could make jokes about coffee enemas and showers of shit too

lynx

we could make jokes about coffee enemas and showers of shit too

MMMMM i'd rather not.

Actually, now this has just popped in to my mind (cheers), does a coffee enima contain milk, cream, or is it black? Is it instant or ground?

I want

Wheels: 34-spoke 700C alloy rims on painted sealed bearing alloy hubs

If you want to be concerned look at the questions the caramel cycles guy has been asking on Lfgss

There is no way I'd buy from him as he does not have a clue.

IDEALE saddle c.1980s . . . . . . . . . . WTF

[/url]smooth 'fixie' twat:
[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pjobGf05rU&feature=related"]YouTube- caramel cycles carnaby street, london

awesome 'fixie' tricks:
YouTube- caramel cycles learning tricks from the skaters

If you want to be concerned look at the questions the caramel cycles guy has been asking on Lfgss

There is no way I'd buy from him as he does not have a clue.

But I think it might be part of a trend, where people have looked at the growing cycling market,
and entered it, without necessarily having a large cycle related history.

I did mention my suspicions.....

Got to love an ad campaign shot on a mobile phone...

lets kill them.

the creme caramel is a pretty nice looking bike though.. with a pair of lower profile rims it would be sweet as.. i'm not sure whether it's an actual production bike though or just someone's that they're going to try and copy?

anyone who calls a shit wheelset something like "espresso" needs to be hit with a bat until they go do a useful job like sweeping the streets

They look more like a latte to me.

I'm sure that Mr Caramel was banned.
http://www.lfgss.com/post1568928-85.html

Isn't their logo a laughable parody of Rapha's?

I'm sure that Mr Caramel was banned.
http://www.lfgss.com/post1568928-85.html

I think both of them were allowed back.

I've said it in the wheel thread but again, Caramel Cycles, please consider the safety of your customers and the NHS resources and put some foot retention on your fixed gear bikes. It's dangerous without, especially if they're going to ride like that ^.
It's irresponsible to sell fixed gear bikes without foot retention and gives the rest of us a bad name.

[QUOTE=Wicksie;1613486]...please consider the safety of your customers and the NHS resources and put some foot retention on your fixed gear bikes...[QUOTE]

You can't be a stealth urban rider with foot retention!