Help! Money & Wheel Stolen by Russel Thamer

For my plan you'll need:

1. A piece of string- how long- you decide
   
2. A octopus' tentacle
   
3. A small paperclip
   
4. A Bridget Riley Painting (original, not reprint)
   
5. A Small Swedish man
   
6. A Tall Thai man
   
7. A haddock (organically farmed)
   
8. A donkey
   
9. A messenger bag
   
10. Princess Diana.
    
    
    

hope that helps.

Set out the apparatus as shown in the diagram.....

tynans' basement, seriously.

I fucking new it!

Don't transfer money as a GIFT! It's a transaction involving goods and money. SUCK UP THE FEE AND COVER YOUR ASS. shakes head, again

Surely someone has bought something from him @ his house!

I could tell his daddy what his son had done.. :)

xrawrx

Untrustworthy, buy nothing from this user.

On member page. Chapeau forum overlord. Chapeau indeed.
struggles to find don't fuck with lfgss meme

isn't the fee paid by the receiver, and isn't a gift a bit of a risk for the sender anyway? just wondering, as a seller has not much power over which tickbox the sender *erm ticks.

Easy, you know what those WoW types are like;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PmyYZqoGIw

ahahahahaha saw this on the weekend!

Another good idea is to sell or buy from people you know, if possible.

You offer something
Three people 'dib'. Sell to the person you like / know / trust.

isn't the fee paid by the receiver, and isn't a gift a bit of a risk for the sender anyway? just wondering, as a seller has not much power over which tickbox the sender *erm ticks.

No i never paid any fee.. it was a risk as i could have done what he did and not have turned up has his money and my wheel. I did the right thing and he decided ill have both today...

That compromises the integrity of 'dibs', Skully!!!!

Dibs is like blood. BLOOD!

There is no dibs.

Ask Tynan. It's just superstition.

BLOOD!

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xrawrx i want blud! ha..

Strange, he seemed genuine enough when he PM'd about sorting out the paypal thing last time.

Strange, he seemed genuine enough when he PM'd about sorting out the paypal thing last time.

Yes hippy, its wierd.. i don't know if he did that to just keep me cool or what.

But its obvious he looking to keep both things now, hence the hanging up on me ect.

sopariva. i think, i really want to hear the plan. *sniggers

OK so:

1. Get your messenger bag (As big as you have- Grobags are Ideal for this task)
   
2. Cycle to Princess Diana, offer her the small paperclip.
   
3. In reply she will offer you Prince Harry, but barter a bit and you'll get at least Prince William and probably a octopus minus a tentacle.
   
4. Put Harry and William into the bag, and sew the tentacle back onto the Octopus using the piece of string.
   
5. Saddle the Octopus onto the donkey, contact Mohammed Al Fayed and buy Fulham FC (again bartering will get you that shitty supermarket of his).As an Arab myself I can safely say that Octopus Donkeys are a very valued symbol of wealth and status.
   
6. Get the Thai to stand on the Swede's shoulders, and put a long coat on them (taken from that shitty supermarkets Big and Tall section) so that they look like one very tall man.
   7.Using the fact that the princes have diplomatic immunity, divide the two of them into quarters, and feed one eighth of the quarters to the organic Haddock, and one 20th of the eighth to the Thai/ Swede hybrid
   
7. Having now given a certain percentage of diplomatic immunity to the Thai/Swede Hybrid and the Haddock (organic) get the Swede to Smoke the Haddock in a traditional fashion.
   
8. Feed the forumer in question the haddock, and whilst he struggles to deal with the flavors, instruct your Thai/ Swede hybrid to smack him over the head with the bridget riley.
   
9. Take back what is yours and enjoy your role as the head of a shitty supermarket, chairman of Fulham FC, and liberally consume the remainder of the Princes before their best before date of 20/12/2012. Set the Thai/Swede free from your command to live in Denmark, and relax.
   

That compromises the integrity of 'dibs', Skully!!!!

Dibs is like blood. BLOOD!

Is that right?

OK so:....

Repped, although i don't see how this retrieves the missing wheel?

Repped, although i don't see how this retrieves the missing wheel?

me2

Repped, although i don't see how this retrieves the missing wheel?

Number 10 covers this.

Repped, although i don't see how this retrieves the missing wheel?

shit.....
ummmm.

1. claim to have scottish ancestry, attempt to be called King of Scotland, develop a slight tendency to dictatorship, demand that xrawrx be extradited to the Isle of Skye/ Stornoway, and then use your new found power to develop chemical weapons, and poke him in the eye with the point of the missile. Whilst he is blinded, steal wheel back.
   

lol!

Or he could be on holiday....

just saying

shit.....
ummmm.

1. claim to have scottish ancestry, attempt to be called King of Scotland, develop a slight tendency to dictatorship, demand that xrawrx be extradited to the Isle of Skye/ Stornoway, and then use your new found power to develop chemical weapons, and poke him in the eye with the point of the missile. Whilst he is blinded, steal wheel back.
   
   

That seems plausible. Looks like you've got this all wrapped up.