Dancing James – a lurker speaks

who wants a nice cup of tea?

Maybe one last "Ask DJ" thread where we can be an agony aunt for a day.. he has the nature for it

3 laps of RP tonight James?

@greasy. haha, plus one :)

Good.

Can we just fuck this all off now?

Am booked on train to come and rape then eviscerate Satan.

While on this bizarre topic I just got the most bizarre email from a friend. Someone he knows saw the article in the ES and has asked to go on a date with me. Someone fancies the smug tree bugger!

Dovvles

tnrc innit!

Dear James.

I've found hairs growing around my private parts, and I don't know why.
My voice has gone all funny, and when I talk to Mrs Richardson the home economics teacher, my willy goes all stiff and I have to run to the toilet.
Please don't tell anyone else on the forum, as I'm frightened they'll flame me.
Hope you can help!
General Lucifer
P.E. Teacher.

Am booked on train to come and rape then eviscerate Satan.

While on this bizarre topic I just got the most bizarre email from a friend. Someone he knows saw the article in the ES and has asked to go on a date with me. Someone fancies the smug tree bugger!

man or woman?

Am booked on train to come and rape then eviscerate Satan.

While on this bizarre topic I just got the most bizarre email from a friend. Someone he knows saw the article in the ES and has asked to go on a date with me. Someone fancies the smug tree bugger!

Worst. Dating. Strategy. Ever.

man or woman?

James isn't fussy.

GL correct

but happens to have lady bits (not sure if they were always there - must meet and inspect)

Is that an apology james?

or just a question?

If it is one, i accept, and will stop adding fuel to fire. :)

Dovvles

tnrc innit!

K, also doing SSRC on Sunday. Hope to finish this one...

Maybe one last "Ask DJ" thread where we can be an agony aunt for a day.. he has the nature for it

^this here.

...Someone he knows saw the article in the ES and has asked to go on a date with me. ...

I think this is actually a really nice thing. I love happy endings.

Someone he knows saw the article in the ES and has asked to go on a date with me.

http://www.4law.co.il/cann3306d.jpg

blimey

Just cos that's how our weekend panned out I play it different with the laydeeez

a dark hole in my basement, lots of moisturiser and aphex twin blasting really loudly tends to get them in the mood

a nice bottle of chianti ...

Dan has stayed over at dj towers too

Just cos that's how our weekend panned out I play it different with the laydeeez

I finger my dark hole in the basement, lots of moisturiser on a nice bottle of chianti and my siamese twin screaming really loudly tends to get them in the mood

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To beaue and nyquil and anyone else I have offended on the way - will you accept an apology?

yes of course..im the same..im good at making things escalate, its also my nature.. and i also love arguing!

Sweet

Hopefully we can play nicely for a day or so!

Can we have a "special" sub-forum for DJ loving and hating?

Perhaps we could have a forum DJ ride where we swear at as many motorists as we can but then show our nice and human side?

I was also going to suggest a DJ sub-forum, seems to be an obvious solution