Possible dodgy frame dilema

If you battered assuage, it might become sausage, which would leave you with Toad in the Hole, no?

If you battered assuage, it might become sausage, which would leave you with Toad in the Hole, no?

Totally different things.
Both nummy nummy.

batter + sausages = toad in the hole

If no one claims the frame from the police its yours.

Now where's my corny PM.

Ahhhhh Delia....

http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/cuisine/european/english/toad-in-the-hole-with-roasted-onion-gravy.html

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Im gonna fuckin batter the next arsehole that says "assuage".

O'rlly?

As an editor, I'm fully qualified to use that word.

Keep your sausage away from me.

"O'rly"

Battered Sausage. Deep fried yumminess.

Oven baked heaven.

batter + sausages = toad in the hole

Never!

that's it, i'm making toad in the hole, tonight!

Too slow, bugger!

So if I am sarchastic I get attacked

if I am rude I get attacked

if I say he right thing I get attacked

fucking hell

how can I get it right here?

Reminds me of trying to have an agument wtb utter fucking imbeciles who lack the logic for a rigourous discussion or the sense of humour for anything amusing

please understand that in no way am I implying there are any idiots here

I have everyone on Lfgss up on a raised pedestal of intellectual might and rigour

"O'rly"

Don't make me get the batter out

^ full stop missing there too, Ed...

So if I am sarchastic I get attacked

if I am rude I get attacked

if I say he right thing I get attacked

fucking hell

how can I get it right here?

Reminds me of trying to have an agument wtb utter fucking imbeciles who lack the logic for a rigourous discussion or the sense of humour for anything amusing

please understand that in no way am I implying there are any idiots here

I have everyone on Lfgss up on a raised pedestal of intellectual might and rigour

Is this the equivalent of a forum mid-life identity crisis?

Battered cream egg.

^ full stop missing there too, Ed...

I hadn't finished! Stop interrupting me. Honestly the cheek of these bloody foreigners.

That's fucking foul.

EDIT: the egg, I mean.

That's fucking foul.

cream egg or casual racism?

Battered Christmas pudding

cream egg or casual racism?

:)

Battered cream egg.

That looks like a deep fried cross between 'two girls one cup' and a cum shot.
Grim.

Speaking of battered sausage

I once knew a guy who loved a bit of Charlie

he had to knock it on the head when his weekly routine would be to go out Friday and Saturday and to check into a hotel room and finish off his supplies whilst watching porn.

He stopped when two consecutive Monday mornings he woke up in the hotel chair, discarded wraps around him, empty bottles nearby and his pants and trousers round his ankles. It was however realising that he had beaten his meat until it bled whilst in his exaggerated state that was the motivation to stop.

holy shit.

DJ back in the game!