Doping

They concealed it about their person, and anecdotally a condom up the bum is best, then produced it when required in anti-doping.

It's been around for years and years. Michel Pollentier was ejected from the Tour in 1978 whilst wearing the yellow jersey for attempting to use someone else's urine, held in a condom under his armpit, when dope tested.

Btw, I've heard, from an extremely reliable source, that Alberto Contador had one of these;

http://dalje.com/en-sports/fake-penis-to-cheat-doping-test/159522

That might be nsfw btw.

[quote=]When asked how many Croatian sportsmen take doping, Fuckar could not give us a specific answer. However, he said, there has been a drop in the trend..[/quote]

What an ignorant Fuckar!

If he's not governed by anti-doping rules (sportives, surely) then what's the problem?

Also, could it not be in his system for medical reasons? Since he's not riding Le Tour, etc I doubt he'd be too familiar with WADA's list.

I used to give EPO regularly to patients in kidney failure (one of kidneys functions is to help with red cell production) to avoid blood transfusions (means more foreign antibodies in blood which could affect getting transplants later on).

EPO may also be used more liberally in America for things like anaemia (means they can charge more from health insurance for expensive EPO compared to cheap iron tablets which they'd use here).

Or...he could just be a cheating cunt.

so, wait-they shoved someone elses piss up themselves, then re-pissed it?

It's a dark world we live in if so.

The thing is, you'd do that to mask the fact that you're doping right up to the competition, rather that tailing off the juice in the run-up to it. So you'll still be secreting tell-tale stuff all the time - the longer you have the fake piss inside you, the more chance you'll get caught. That means you have to get the piss into the athletes at the last available moment - probably not prior to the race because you risk leaking too much giveaway stuff into the fake wee and getting busted anyway. So most likely was that they finished the race, ran to the changing room to get "cleaned up", shot up some clean piss and ran back out to get tested and pick up their bronze medal (if I recall, that's what the team who did that had won).

Yep, it's a dark world. But some people just HAVE to win. And if you want to compete against 16yr old Chinese swimmers who pull out a FIVE SECONDS FASTER THAN YOU'VE EVER DONE BEFORE swim, then you either have to accept coming first in the un-doped swimmers class (i.e. seventh) or join the rest of them who are doing a bit of the old "Lance Armstrong".

That might be nsfw btw.

lol now you tell me :)
is that a strap on?

This is worth a read:

http://velonews.competitor.com/2012/08/news/in-search-of-relevance-a-cat-3-turns-to-epo-and-hgh_232611

I reckon if I juiced and trained like that I would want a better return.

Guess that's why he caved and revealed his story. Makes you wonder how many others are on it that haven't reached the same conclusion.

That bloke who came second in Mersey Roads sounded dodgy as hell to me...

The bloke who just took my KOM on the canal is a bit suss too. I'm going to get some new blood at lunchtime ready to reclaim it tonight.

That bloke who came second in Mersey Roads sounded dodgy as hell to me...

He's definitely dopey..

so, wait-they shoved someone elses piss up themselves, then re-pissed it?

This made me laugh out loud at work. Repeatedly. Still is.

This is worth a read:

http://velonews.competitor.com/2012/08/news/in-search-of-relevance-a-cat-3-turns-to-epo-and-hgh_232611

I reckon if I juiced and trained like that I would want a better return.

Another good read thanks

"It’s what undid the single software developer."

What is it about obsessive behaviour, software developers and cycling. I'm another one of those all rolled into one. But I could never imagine cheating, I just couldn't be that consumed by anything. Even though I hate losing

*Searches the darknet for EPO

Olympic cycling: Russia's Victoria Baranova fails drugs test
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cycling/19116592

Hammer time thrower, failed test from 2004 Games so kicked out
http://www.mercurynews.com/olympics/ci_21227132/olympics-hammer-throw-world-champ-pulled-from-games

They concealed it about their person, and anecdotally a condom up the bum is best, then produced it when required in anti-doping.

It's been around for years and years. Michel Pollentier was ejected from the Tour in 1978 whilst wearing the yellow jersey for attempting to use someone else's urine, held in a condom under his armpit, when dope tested.

Freddy Martens (who rode on the same team as Pollentier) referred to recatherising in his book in an oblique way, writing how he dealt with an unexpected dope test using a 'particularly painful method', IIRC.

This is worth a read:

http://velonews.competitor.com/2012/08/news/in-search-of-relevance-a-cat-3-turns-to-epo-and-hgh_232611

I reckon if I juiced and trained like that I would want a better return.

Some of the big continental sportives have large cash prizes, and, when I was riding them (in non-competitive fashion, aiming to get gold standard times), did not have dope tests. Rumsas, after getting his ban from 'proper' races, rode the sportive circuit for a couple of years...

They concealed it about their person, and anecdotally a condom up the bum is best, then produced it when required in anti-doping.

It's been around for years and years. Michel Pollentier was ejected from the Tour in 1978 whilst wearing the yellow jersey for attempting to use someone else's urine, held in a condom under his armpit, when dope tested.

There's also an apocryphal story about a male cyclist being told after a urine test "great news: you're pregnant".

This method of cheating the control is exactly why testers are obliged to get samples from athletes in the nude, hence the move to catheterisation. A classic example of the cheaters finding a loop-hole in the testing regime, and exploiting it.

I can't believe any one can possibly think she's clean as the evidence of state sponsored doping in Chinese sports is overwhelming.

Of course she's clean, she's in a swimming pool.

Of course she's clean, she's in a swimming pool.

Mmm... chocolate log

Hippy earlier this evening:

It's an Olympic swimming pool, there are no turds, only bronzes.