Please report dangerous drivers to the police - Roadsafe. Report to plod, not just whinge here.

I also like:

No, He is quite right - the same cyclist passed me a few minutes later as I sat in stationary traffic in my £300,000 car. He had a disposable barbecue perched on his handlebars and was cooking six newborn babies, and when i politely remonstrated with him he laughed and shouted 'I don't pay road tax, and I don't pay for my petrol, and I am also entirely made up.' Then I woke up, really angry.

Important information about the age of the driver and the cost of her car are missing from the article.

He spotted a middle-aged woman driving a £50,000 red Land Rover Discovery spooning the cereal into her mouth as she waited at the approach to Creek Road.

NVM

Yes, but what we all want to know is how much her house is worth

Still no details on what type of cereal.

it might have been porridge

Or muesli

Whatever it was she had way too much milk in it. Bloody disgrace.

I hope she hit a pothole shortly afterwards and got milk on her pantaloons.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/lorry-drivers-extraordinary-rant-at-cyclist-during-row-over-mobile-phone-caught-on-camera-10326714.html

Cereal lady has made the Radio 4 news. Rly.

Front page of evening standard too.

"The extraordinary row was sparked when a driver in an LMD Sutherland truck was challenged by a cyclist who asked if he was using a mobile phone at the wheel of the vehicle."

"The rider, who wished to remain anonymous, later told the Standard the driver had not in fact been on the phone."

Odd.

...and still in the headlines tonight.

As are the 'cereal offender' puns on Twitter.

I can't believe how many drivers (and cyclists for that matter) use their mobiles whilst driving.

Saw a lovely red light jump yesterday, I was behind a guy in a shitty hatchback approaching some lights, part of a long queue of traffic, when he realised the person in front wasn't going to go through an amber/red he overtook through the now red light then went left, at least he indicated the left turn part.

Very considerate of him

Heard that. Sounded like they'd got all their info from this thread, the newsreader finished the story by saying that 'the cereal could have been porridge, or muesli"...

It's always so obvious when drivers are playing with their phone as well.

Had some guy do a slightly dickish indicate and change lane in front of me. I could have just carried on going in the expectation that they'd stop as they should but decided to take the safe option and let them pull out. Traffic lights just further down and when they changed they just sat there for ten seconds until I started waving at them.

Filtered past them later and, unsurprisingly, they were sat there behind the wheel looking at the phone in their lap. Pretty much whenever a car is sat there when the lights change you know they'll be playing with their phone.

Pretty sure it was a nutri-grain.

Saw a woman sail through a red then sit the other side of a junction in front of the far red light then put her phone down and look around confused by where she was and why people were beeping at her.
#neardeathavoidancelulz

Jesus wept! Clearly forgot to have her Weetabix this morning.

Probably porridge.

Or, maybe, muesli...

Her driving licence should be shredded. Tweet I read said the cops are looking for her.

She should hand herself into the popo/cops

Do they specialise in ricycle crime?