Pride and joy theft :(

Now, if the chick was wearing a short piece of cheese in place of a skirt, I'd be all over it.

kraft cheese?

you'd tie her up with 3 D-locks and an Abus*

**keep the people happy *

kraft cheese?

dairylee triangle

a boeing?

what about if the skirt was locked with a *Motrax Disclock Large* - large, wide and strong, but make sure all gaps in lock are filled, to prevent "jacking".

dairylee triangle

pirate-boy is firming up.

"oi luv a bitta bree with moi coider, i do"

at the OP
there have been numerous cases of people here who are regular cyclists who have failed to lock their bikes properly ( "oh teddy" and eyebrows to name a couple).

as such it is always of interest to know how a bike was locked and what lock was used
your reticence to reveal this information that could be helpful to the rest of us, especially when you are asking for help from us, seems a little bizarre

I think ga2g will be adding the fondue lock to the list of locks that dont work

a boeing?

**groan... **

i just got it

pirate-boy is firming up.

"oi luv a bitta bree with moi coider, i do"

chef init

**groan... **

i just got it

it was good!

cheese locker

Scraggie borsha, I don't know you, .

Oh yes you do. Scraggie?

^Yes, good point. Got to protect that Scots Pine.

No, they were all securely locked up in the bikesheds. I used to hold the binmen's hands though when they would let me. I enjoyed the lingering smell of many men on my fingers. I guess nothing changes, eh Scot?

what on earth has this thread become?

as i see it, its just some rough man flirting

** logs off*

fucken hell greaseball.

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No...you'll always be an arse licking little grass sitting in the corner like you probably were at school!

Well it's really a lot easier to lick arse if you sit in a corner, you get a much better purchase.
Sorry, Scott, I thought it was common knowledge that you had returned from your latest flounce under this name just like Eyebrows and SopaRiva. Though if you're going to start talking about grasses maybe you should have chosen Pistanator2 as your new name. And with that I leave the last word to you. Something about school perhaps?

fucken hell greaseball.

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whats up richie.. can't move from your desk for a while..

mesmerised

also 'sporting'

alas, i now realise this is what you meant.

never been the quickest on the draw.