Pride and joy theft :(

never been the quickest on the draw.

i was going to spell it out but realised the blood was not in your head

oh Richie. look what we have missed ^^

Is it friday already?

i don't buy this. has there ever been a case where something revelatory has come from the unfortunate person that has had their bike nicked?

I have never seen a 'ooh, shit, that's a new one - better change how we all lock", only posts suggesting that person either had the wrong lock, wrong technique or "freelocked" (come on). EXACTLY what i'd like to hear if i had a bike nicked.

remind me not to post asking for help if my bike gets nicked.

Were you around for the Kryptonite BIC pen shit storm?

Were you around for the Kryptonite BIC pen shit storm?

a fair point.
did that come from someone here posting it, or was it a viral type thing, though?

a fair point.
did that come from someone here posting it, or was it a viral type thing, though?

Happened in 2004, way before this place

oh i see see what you mean now, yeah, two men could never lift one and a half frames between them.

...uh that's one wheel, assuming it's a bike, it has two of those, so that's almost 7 kilos just from the wheels, plus the frame which are usually ridiculously heavy and all the other stuff on them I wouldn't be surprised if they were around 25kg, which when it's as bulky as a Dutch bike, can be quite hard to carry for a substantial distance.

there have been numerous cases of people here who are regular cyclists who have failed to lock their bikes properly ( "oh teddy" and eyebrows to name a couple).

One name: Fiddy. Except he was charmed and never lost one ... or did he?

You couldn't lift a Dutch bike, Scraggie... Not with your back...

Not two of you, scraggie...

Ooh!

:D

Bet you're the life and soul of the party eh?
So you agree that two men couldn't lift a dutch bike?

I'm sure they could, but i'm sure you'll agree that would look pretty suspicious, attract a lot of attention and only 2 idiots would try it. Speaking of idiots, you did just ask someone whether they thought 2 guys would be able to lift a bike wheel...

YouTube- South Park Cripple Fight

^ Smartarse... ;P

@ scraggie not BuckyBoy or Mr Wogan...

Scraggie's starting to sound like GA2G...

...what fucking idiot is going to lock their bike to itself in the middle of the night?

Is it half term or something?

How big are the frames?

^ Good fucking question, Richie...

if 'hoops had two dutch bikes, i could wear them as earrings.

Speaking of idiots...i said one and a half frames or did you miss that bit?

Just the front wheel alone;

basically the front wheel weight as much as one and a half frame.

That's where you got the one and a half frame shite from.

that bear could lift two frames

Anyone for camomile tea? The kettle is on.

Granny drink.