Pride and joy theft :(

Got any PG?

Got any lapsang souchong?

that bear could lift two frames

that bear would eat the frame.

Anyone for camomile tea? The kettle is on.

I hope you haven't filled it up......

I hope you haven't filled it up......

Rep. You can haz it.

yeah, i just leant it against a railing and fucked off,
or did i try and stick it to the railing with melted cheese
i know how to lock a fucking bike up

Lol. Good luck in getting your bike back Pony

what if the short dress exposes a tattoo on the upper thigh which reads "Assault me" ?.

Have you been looking at my ink again?

I dont think anyone would come *near *you object even if you tatooed boobs on your chest!

-only pulling your leg...

this thread is amazing.

dairylee triangle

Pukes on cock

My favourite bit was when someone suggested the OP had a life then someone posted a picture of a wheel on some scales. Overlooked gold.

I like the enormous lime.

Its a lime a dozen round here...

I fear that this will all turn sour again.

I can't take any of you lot citrusly anymore...

All these in-jokes/pun fests are getting a bit too inzestuous for my liking...

Oh peel the other one...

I'm not taking the pith...

Ooh, you pipped me to that one SP... Never rind...

Pony, Hope the bike turns up.

Having a pop at someone whos just had their bike nicked is a bit out of order. Sort of like telling someone they are to blame for being assaulted because they wore a short dress.

yeah, like when a parent thinks they've lost their child and is sobbing. Then child turns up to a proper tolchocking...

This thread is becoming less and less cordial.

yeah, like when a parent thinks they've lost their child and is sobbing. Then child turns up to a proper tolchocking...

Like teddy? Oh teddy?

this thread is becoming less and less cordial.

zing!

why dont you take your bikes out for a rind?