Pride and joy theft :(

so how was the bike locked and what lock was used?

As mentioned above, it was secured with melted cheese.

I dont recall seeing this in the Locks that Work thread so clearly it is the owners fault.

yeah, if you haven't got pictures, draw something

As mentioned above, it was secured with melted cheese.

I dont recall seeing this in the Locks that Work thread so chearly it is the owners fault.

Emmental or Chedder?
i'd never use Chedder, to brittle

I would probably lean towards Gouda for its flex.

yep:

I want pics of:
fat people
people getting into conversions
cheesey locks

Fat people eating their way through cheese locks!

can two fat people and a lump of cheese squeeze into the main triangle of a slack angled conversion?

fat people being used as locks for cheese conversions.

^ fail-post.

yeah, i just leant it against a railing and fucked off,
or did i try and stick it to the railing with melted cheese
i know how to lock a fucking bike up
good luck when this happens to you and all you get is a load of sarcy emails
i really appreciate it

hah @ melted cheese.

I'm shocked that you received anything like a sarcy email. Why on earth!? Sheesh, some people. Don't be too harsh on us though, most here have been helpful in this thread.

Hope it turns up.

fat people locked together with cheese so i can convert them.

better..

hah @ melted cheese.

I'm shocked that you received anything like a sarcy email. Why on earth!? Sheesh, some people. Don't be too harsh on us though, most here have been helpful in this thread.

Hope it turns up.

found it.. you only went forgot where you left it!

Oh Pony.......

^there would still be the odd forumenger unhappy with that

Pony, Hope the bike turns up.

Having a pop at someone whos just had their bike nicked is a bit out of order. Sort of like telling someone they are to blame for being assaulted because they wore a short dress.

is it fuck!

Nowhere near on the same level, but sort of the same sentiment. The sentiment being insensitive to the victim.

i'm with Balki. bitch deserved it!

Balki just got angry. Is this a first?

what if the short dress exposes a tattoo on the upper thigh which reads "Assault me" ?.

Not sure on the legality of it but sounds like that could be ok.

is it fuck!

The protests of a guilty man.

it's the hatrid of oats flowing through his veins. manifesting itself when someone dares tell him short skirts aren't a sure fire nut smuggler

I think I may have failed in my attempt to use an English turn of phrase.

What I meant was that I disagree with the sentiment in the strongest possible terms.

Isn't that what it means?

sorry balki
yes