If your bike had one superpower what would it be?

A bike made of cheese? I'm in.

Then sell it to the vegans.

i'd have mine fold up into a credit card sized parcel.

Then sell it to the vegans.

Wouldn't work, they'd already have a tofu bike.

My bikes already have a superpower, shared out between them. The ability to put a smile on my face no matter that else is going on in life.

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A bike made of cheese? I'm in.

Bontager XXX hardcase. Bullet proof.

The ability to transport me to my destination when I wiggled my nose (A la Mr Claypole in Rent a Ghost).

The ability to transport me to my destination when I wiggled my nose (A la Mr Claypole in Rent a Ghost).

nooooo!
Because....

My bikes already have a superpower, shared out between them. The ability to put a smile on my face no matter that else is going on in life.

I'll hazard a wild guess that edscoble's favourite superpower would be for the bike to put its Vittoria Randonneur tyres on by itself.

i'd have mine fold up into a credit card sized parcel.

Whats the idea behind this then?

You ask a lady person if shed like a go on your bike, her foo foo gets stuck meaning none for you + loss of bike.

Double fail.

OK a fanny electro-magnet

An instant-drying force field that dried the road surface within a 5metre radius of my bike.

/ghost mode 1
/fly mode 1

So I can ride through traffic. Pure dead brilliant.

I'd make it a big fanny magnet by swapping it for a Lamborghini.

I'd make it a big fanny magnet by swapping it for a Lamborghini.

Where did you get the Lamborgini from?

that doesn't help massive faceplants though does it?

If a thief steals it, it kills them slowly then returns back to you.

This sounds particularly good.

Its obvious but invisibility would be a very funny thing to see. Just some person sat down sailing across London

This sounds particularly good.

Its obvious but invisibility would be a very funny thing to see. Just some person sat down sailing across London

This sounds particularly good.

Its obvious but invisibility would be a very funny thing to see. Just some person sat down sailing across London

anyone know a good puncture proof tire?

what about those james bond car tyres that automatically re-inflate?

Chameleon bike, to match my outfit.

that doesn't help massive faceplants though does it?

it would have that night.

Chameleon bike, to match my outfit.

Hipster.

The power of love.

the power of christ?

the power of rad as in sick to the power of rad