If your bike had one superpower what would it be?

that is the winner

The power of love.

YouTube- JENNIFER RUSH - 'THE POWER OF LOVE' 1984

EMP fo Sho

I'd like to be able to leave it anywhere without it getting nicked and also for me not to be rained on ever, so perhaps some kind of protective, sheltering forcefield? Better still one that acts as a giant airbag to safely deflect peds and cabs.

Turn red lights green.

Mine already does that.

Self-cleaning would be pretty useful

Mine already seems to have this power, but it only works on certain people.

Like minicab drivers.

Changing red lights green would be awesome.

Its obvious but invisibility would be a very funny thing to see. Just some person sat down sailing across London

Mine already seems to have this power, but it only works on certain people.

Like minicab drivers.

Changing red lights green would be awesome.

Unfortunately very true

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_pulse i'd have to shield my ipod somehow

YouTube- JENNIFER RUSH - 'THE POWER OF LOVE' 1984

Hold on, what the hell are you doing Mick??

THIS is the power of love:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFaXTcR4dtE

Double spokk

The ability to set pointless threads to ignore on my behalf.

Approved.

• beer radar + midget magnet
  

Is cycling that boring to the point you need to invented a 'superpower' for it?

Is cycling that boring to the point you need to invented a 'superpower' for it?

Judging on the evidence of that exceedingly dull video of you cycling down to the South Bank, yes. ;)

hah! touche.

it's a good way to calm my nervous mother that it's perfectly fine to cycle around town, and especially without a bloody helmet.

hah! touche.

it's a good way to calm my nervous mother that it's perfectly fine to cycle around town, and especially without a bloody hell.

I agree, cyclists shouldn't swear.

Hold on, what the hell are you doing Mick??

THIS is the power of love:
YouTube- Huey Lewis & the News - The Power of Love (6 minute ver.)

No this is the power of love:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShN8UIk5-mw

All three released in the same year with the same title too.

Ok, that IS the power of love, but I still prefer Huey Lewis & The News over anyone.

G.s.o.h

For a long time I used to think that this meant good set of hips. WAC

I bet mmccarthy prefers Jennifer Rush.