If your bike had one superpower what would it be?

self-combustion

When I overcook a corner on the black run and am about to get thrown into a huge patch of brambles it would intervene and save me from my own stupidity.

Christ, these bramble cuts sting...

The power to pay off my debts

Visibility

:D

Spokes. I miss spokes.

A V8 turbocharged engine

I'd like my bike to be the bike equivilent of Christine.

not a super power really, but I want the bike off Tron

a fanny magnet

Whats the idea behind this then?

You ask a lady person if shed like a go on your bike, her foo foo gets stuck meaning none for you + loss of bike.

Double fail.

Some wheels

a non-stack it button

the power of making love. i´ld do her.

Lazers that fired out of the hubs and cut the top part of annoying cars off. In true car comedy caper style.

The ability to lift incredible weights.

Oh, hang on, it does that already.

...actually, that James bond car that had metalic spikes that came out of his tyres, and could retract?
Want them.
My studded tyres drive me nuts on clear roads. RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE!

I'd take an invincibility shield.

gotta be the jump to hyperspace, just like in star wars.

Turn red lights green.

Exploding saddle under bike theif's arse

My bikes already have a superpower, shared out between them. The ability to put a smile on my face no matter that else is going on in life.

+1, best post on this thread^^^

Cheese!

beer repellent

anyone know a good puncture proof tire?

Cheese!

A bike made of cheese? I'm in.