Guido's

This shit is like A C Slater and a very bad trip.

I'm always ready. In fact, this is how I roll!

NO. You last rolled with your spokes in your hand, three times before the blue Peugeot.

Boom, headshot.

The English guido, 'Number 1'

Bell of the highest order

http://www.scottalexander.tv/welcome.php

D'you reckon he's had work done on his boat? He reckon's he's only 31 too!?

What the flying FUCK is that thing? Is it for real?!!

I'm afraid so, read his biog

http://www.scottalexander.tv/docs/scott-alexander-biography.php

He was on TV years ago and he was about 35 then!!? He won some bullshit award for being Britains Vainest Man, honestly the geezer is a complete whopper!

Ambitions:

   To have a net worth  of £100 Million, then I can start boasting  about wealth*.*

ha! what a cock

"Favourite drink: Cristal Champagne"

Yeah I agree, cos there's nothing like getting up in the morning, spittin feathers and running into the kitchen and pouring yourself a glass. CUNT!

Funniest shit I've read in a long time. The man should do Stand Up with material like that!!

I´m gonna be sick again...

Fixie hipsters sort of look like guidos. Especially ones who ride Bianchi Concepts. Hmmmmm....!

*"Japanese word ICHIBAN on my right forearm meaning FIRST, NUMBER ONE, THE BEST"*

If you were a tattoo artist and he came in you'd just HAVE to write the Japanese for CUNT on him surely!?

I've notices from many of the photos that Guidos are very proud of their nasal canals. They frequently like to get them in shot. It's as if to say "Trust me, I have a clean nasal passage".

I'm afraid so, read his biog

http://www.scottalexander.tv/docs/scott-alexander-biography.php

I like how I went to the gallery to look at his pictures, and when clicking on one of them, the title said "Retouch2"

NO. You last rolled with your spokes in your hand, three times before the blue Peugeot.

If I was wearing a fake tan I'd be protected from the tarmac's bite.

I like how I went to the gallery to look at his pictures, and when clicking on one of them, the title said "Retouch2"

ha! douche fail.

Although you can tell by the pixels, etc..

Anyway - max Photoshop fail:
http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/ScottAlexander02_jpg.jpg

I´m gonna be sick again..

Awesome, almost perfect size for my desktop wallpaper. Done.

http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/retouch2_END%5B1%5Dscott_JPG.jpg

He will morph into an elf soon

(just like this one)

"I is Scott, and i am killa ! "

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