Guido's

You may laugh about them now, but you wouldn't if you met them down a dark alley and they knew what you think of them.
so we shouldn't laugh at them because they might beat us up?

Beat us up? I was thinking gang rape.

Someone say gang rape?

9/10 people enjoy...

so I've heard

This thread just made me puke a little bit inside my mouth...

No puking on cocks then?

How can the human race get so [strike]tanned[/strike]low....

UUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh. That last one looks like Chester in a Saturday night.

I was out on Sat night in the Westend and the place is full of fella's like this. I was in a pub and a group of 'pre clubbers' came in. OMFG, what a bunch. One fella was modelling himself on Beckham, silly bleached hair, stubble, plucked/shaved eyebrows, collars up and a fake tan, my GOD, the tan! It was laughable. Me and my lot were fascinated by this particular fella, he was unbelivable, like the Swedish guido's on the previous page.
What I found weird though was why none of his mates told him "What's with the fake tan, you look a complete cunt?!"

Same, I've seen a lot of this recently too. It's like someone decided it was OK for guys to 'look after themselves' too, so a floodgate has opened, pouring these weird, vain, macho-feminine eyesores wearing horrible deep V-neck (ha!) tight t-shirts into the public domain. It's got steroids written all over it.

rubs Deep Heat in his eyes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5weU2olAl-E

Same, I've seen a lot of this recently too. It's like someone decided it was OK for guys to 'look after themselves' too, so a floodgate has opened, pouring these weird, vain, macho-feminine eyesores wearing horrible deep V-neck (ha!) tight t-shirts into the public domain. It's got steroids written all over it.

Get a lot of them in Essex and ALL major Northern cities

Oh fuck!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8OXzKmJUVY&feature=related

All about the end credits! WIN!

Fuck the world, awful! What's the pouting all about!!!?

I find it really hard to believe that they can actually look in the mirror and think "Yes, I look ace"

Or as said previously, none of their mates or family tell them they look like helmets

this was my favourite video of this phenomenon

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1sh7KfXw34"]YouTube-
Guidos in Cabo[/ame]

it's too funny

But wait a sec. Italian dudes (or where the beejus fuck they come from) go on trying to look like
Italians from NJ?... shit is sickier than I (n)ever imagined.

The English guido, 'Number 1'

Bell of the highest order

http://www.scottalexander.tv/welcome.php

D'you reckon he's had work done on his boat? He reckon's he's only 31 too!?

Snoops, repped to the bone. I have wee stains on me trousers already....

This** must** be a wind up.
what is with the fucking lips thing???

Next up "The Guido Ride. 20/01/2010" get your fake tan and hair gel ready.
Pistanator is organising it.

I'm always ready. In fact, this is how I roll!

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