Guido's

^ ha, that is kinda how velocio first sold this forum to me

Re. Scott Alexander,

Whatthefuckingfuck is this?

http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/Scottalex07_jpg.jpg

Looks like some kinda small headed action figure.

Gotta love that he strives for perfection blah blah blah but his web designer - or does he do his own website? - can't even rename the image files in order to hide the fact that they are heavily retouched nor can he rotate images ie 1st image in the gallery!

These guys are the best!

They look like oompah-loompahs!

Right, Guido ride, lets make it happen.

Right, Guido ride, lets make it happen.
Rules are that your bike must be garnished with tacky gold compents and orange Rubinos.

Fuck the world, awful! What's the pouting all about!!!?
It's probably their version of 'Do a skid!'

ha! douche fail. Although you can tell by the pixels, etc..
Douche success, surely? All depends on your point of view. :)

Very funny thing happened. I've got a proper satelite dish, so I can watch foreign channels upstairs and just found this gem - a wonderful watch:

Tool Academy 2
http://blog.vh1.com/2009-08-05/tool-academy-2-meet-the-tools/

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Cocktail, Matsuflex, Trevor and Mike A[/ame]

Paulie ticks all the right boxes to be the biggest Guido of them all.

There have been some subtle appearances of the "guido duckface" in this thread.
As a result the following should be viewed for more opportunities to observe choice "humans"
http://antiduckface.com/page/3

Dear Guido's,

With respect to the obsessive pouting. I can only take it that this has never been bought to your attention, hopefully this will clear things up.

When a woman pouts, there is a possibility that it may make her look more alluring, sultry, provocative or sexy. However, it doesn't work on all women, sometimes they look like they're pulling a silly face or trying to spit out a fly that has accidentally flown into their mouth.

When a man pouts it never looks alluring, sultry, provocative or sexy. In fact it's fair to say that whatever effect you were going for, the mark has been missed by a country mile. At best you look surprised, most commonly you look unfeasibly confused by something simple like a pencil or the camera you were staring into at the time. In the worst case scenario you look like a cunt. Not an unspeakable gobshite of the first water mind you, but a proper real ladyparts vagina. Don't be expecting the celebratory attentions of Nobuyoshi Araki or Jeff Koons though, you're just not that pretty.

Regards,

The Seldom Killer

^ racists.

What a bunch of tables!

Chimneys, the lot of 'em!

(have I got this Pistanator insult thing right yet?)

http://www.scottalexander.tv/welcome.php

The more I stare transfixed at his nobbly head, the more I am convinced it's Will Ferrell.

The more I stare transfixed at his nobbly head, the more I want to rip off Will Ferrell's leg and beat him with the wet end.

Fixed

I wonder what's being said over on the Guido forum in the 'Hipster's' thread?

Guido forum! ha! must find.

What a marvelous thread... Gaaaaahhh! :o

If you give enough head, your lips stay in shape.

These guys are the best!

They look like oompah-loompahs!

Those poor girls.

http://nj-guido.com/forum/

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

ha ha
Brilliant!

Bottom right: hellomiles

You fuck off and die, right now!

Whopper!

YouTube- WHOAHHHH! GUY DANCING AT THE CLUB!!!

Does this remind anyone else of Corny.....?