The Vegan Thread

Looks bloody wholesome!

Looks like someone already ate it.

I don't get the obsession with eating what are effectively meat/cheese/egg/milk substitutes. After about a month of not eating any meat/cheese/egg/milk about 3 years ago I deliberately didn't buy any of them. I managed to make some pretty great food for over a year without resorting to any substitute products.

Disclaimer: Now eating meat/cheese/egg/milk regularly.

EDIT: I suppose if your cooking skills aren't up to much then it can be a bit of a challenge.

I agree. It's tantamount to gay adoption. You make your bed, you lie in it.

I'm looking at YOU, Elton.

I can say that because I had two daddies

One was Chinese.

Vegan = David Furnish

Elton of course is a well known vegan. I asked him what he likes to put in a salad. Do you know what he said?

What did Elton say?

I'm a rocket man

BwahahahHAAAAA!

That is fucking awful & hilarious.

What did the vegan say to the carnivore?

I don't know. What did the vegan say to the carnivore?

I don't know... Somethig like "fuck my lunch" or something.

'leaf us alone and lettuce eat in peace'

Help me stand up i don't have the energy..?

"Nice to meat you"?

Oooh, Clive, that must have taken some thought to invent. I notice with pleasure that I'm corrupting you more and more. You'll be vegan soon. :)

Oliver. I am more likely to grow a ponytail, wear cycling tights without a chamois pad and become German.

The punning has sadly already started though. Pedantry is as unlikely as veganism.

Oliver. I am more likely to grow a ponytail, wear cycling tights without a chamois pad and become German.

The third begats the first two.

Clive, as you are here I think this could be a good time to discuss your diet, going vegan could be for you. I am serious.

Rob, I appreciate how it could assist. There are significant practical difficulties. Some arise from eating in and around work. Eating is a necessary part of what I do. Complicated diets make life very difficult. In addition, being vegan would probably lead to me being divorced.

Surely you could still have chicken Clive, that's counted as a vegetable I believe?

Premade vegan 'cheese' is rubbish.
Anyone have a good veg cheese recipe?

Current sauce one for me:

Nutritional Yeast Flakes
Soya Milk
Corn Starch
Sunflower butter.
with a dash of soy sauce and tabassco

Oliver. I am more likely to grow a ponytail, wear cycling tights without a chamois pad and become German.

Well, that's also in the plan, although wearing cycling shorts/tights without a chamois pad is very silly and you shouldn't expect that you will achieve this as part of the training.

Rob, I appreciate how it could assist. There are significant practical difficulties. Some arise from eating in and around work. Eating is a necessary part of what I do. Complicated diets make life very difficult. In addition, being vegan would probably lead to me being divorced.

MrsO only needs to join the forum to be indoctrinated, too. Easy. :)