Interview the person beneath you

Forget.

What are we doing again?

I'm sorry

Continue or archive?!

balki or prescott for what?

given there seems to be doubts as to whether balki actually exists, it has to be 2 jags

to give or to receive?

Who is ugier?

as in uggier?

Continue.

Present or past?

present.

pasta rice or potatoes?

archive! get rid of all that shit!

if i gave you £100 would you do a crack pipe?

(fuck...too late! still would you??)

yes, you can paypal me the £100

is it wrong to like Susan Boyle's cover of Wild Horse?

yes...super wrong

with a name like speedball should i be surprised that you like crack?

No.

Should we help speedball stay clear of the crack pipe today?

please... not today. it's the only thing that's getting me through

in that case keep toking.

on a scale of 1 - 10, how much does this forum interfere with you getting things done...like work?

oh... is Gavin and Stacey the unfunniest programme on TV?

my wank bank balance indicates i'm a high net worth individual

why was the 4th indiana jones movie so shit?

no idea, didn't see it.

Art student or Science student?
(i'll leave the meaning up to you)

Arts student

Do you have cold toes?

not at the moment.. I have cold fingers though.

custard or blancmange?

I love custard!!

Peanutbutter or Jam?

why was the 4th indiana jones movie so shit?

Because when Spielberg & Lucas get together the result couldve only been aliens. Aside from that weirdness, there was less humour in it than original films. Dr Jones being a bumbling fool is what made the character lovable. Now that he is really old they shouldve done loads of old man jokes, but they didnt.

Plus the whole film appeared to be shot in a green screen studio with minimal cast.

I love custard!!

Peanutbutter or Jam?

Peanut butter, but ideally both together.

What is your favourite John Hughes film?

Uncle Buck!

What 80's TV show has the best theme song?

Wibble - I didn't know what blancmange was until the other day. My mum said it was like 'Junket' which was hideous in the 80s and no doubt if you could still get it, hideous today. So custard all the way.

Uncle Buck!

What 80's TV show has the best theme song?

Inspector Gadget or possibly quantum leap.

Have you ever bullied anyone? - Describe how.

Easy, it can only be Picard.

Best James Bond ever?

George Lazenby.

This is not open to discussion.

George Lazenby.

This is not open to discussion.

Pah! That's just what fools say who think they are not fools. Brosnan is king!