Interview the person beneath you

Nero

Hot water bottle or ice pack?

Depending for what use, hot water bottle for muscular ailment, ice pack for swellings and hot water for tissue and a good night's sleep.

Dance with the devil or sleep with the enemy?

Sleep with the enemy. At least you get a shag out of it.

Frank or beans?

Beans! And the rest of a good fry up.

Up early, with breakfast and a productive day ahead, or a longggg lie in and nothing much to do?

up early...black pudding, snags the works and a to-do list that would make anyone with OCD proud

eggs scrambled, fried or poached?

Up Early every and productive breakfast.. Black pudding, bacon and poached egg job done

Tv in the bedroom?

poached then

d-goods... i believe we are made to be together! what are chances?

good Smile or good Legs?

both...and i'd and i have a tv in the bedroom. how do you pronounce the word po-tat-o?

legs

chips!

T or A?

ain't gonna complain about either.

diagnosis murder or murder, she wrote?

Murder She Wrote.

Feel a bit conflicted about Jessica Fletcher (Angela Lansbury) now?

not particularly.

kirk or picard?

be very fucking careful, whoever answers this.

Easy, it can only be Picard.

Best James Bond ever?

Fucking hell...

ffs KIRK!

I wish I had a monkey... what do you wish you had?

Balki.................

This has descended into farce. Thats like saying the current series of 90210 is better than the original.

oh...

crumble or strudel?

Crumble...with custard, Rhubarb preferably

Blonde or Brunette?

Blond

Balki or John Prescot?

balki or prescott for what?

given there seems to be doubts as to whether balki actually exists, it has to be 2 jags

to give or to receive?

to give

forgive or forget?