Any question answered...

Last year homeopathy completely sorted it!

No.

Last year placebo completely sorted it!

ftfy

Maybe it's just been a particularly pure morning.

Nope, I get it around early feb every year.
Last year homeopathy completely sorted it! Started this years course too and it's been good so far.

"Nope, I get it around early feb every year. Last year homeopathy completely sorted it! Started this years course too and it's been good so far."

So, last year homeopathy didn't completely sort it?

It did, but Indra's water molecules can't remember how, so he has to remind them every year.

That's a good business model.

Is it too soon for hayfever or am I still ill?

I get affected when the trees start chucking pollen out I go down. Your GP will be able to do what is called a 'ras' test which will.tell you your allergies from a blood sample

That's a good business model.

Big Pharma are already all over it
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01r0h4r

I need to paint the top of my foot blue, maybe up to the lower-mid calf for a very important and stupid reason. I don't want to use face paint as this will come off and get all over stuff.

I have acrylic paint at home. Is this likely to make me unwell, or damage my skin? When you guys need to paint a section of your bodies in semi-permanent paint, what do you use? Could I just step in a tin of Dulux?

Just drink some colloidal silver.

Take a bic pen, drain it of ink.
Set ink aside for later.
Take empty pen and, using the now dry nib, gouge small holes all over your leg.
While the leg is still wet, take a sponge and soak it well with the ink, and dab it all over the fenestrated portion of the leg, insuring good penetration in the holes.
If you were adroit in your hole placement the illusion of a nicely blued leg will be yours. Shoot for at least a 200 pixel per square inch count.

This was how Roger Poirier did it in grade 8 anyway.

I just need a blue foot, alright? Stop fucking about.

I once painted my face and hands green with food colouring for a halloween thing. That worked quite well, but took a few days to fully wash off.

Try fabric paint. I used it in similar circumstances and it lasts well but washes off. Or it did for me anyway.

...homeopathy...

Hmm, may as well pray to the tooth fairy. Think I'll stick to real medicine.

Any recommendations on slick 26" gumwall (or coloured, but pref. gumwall) tyres? 1.5inch please.

I've had Schwalbe City Jets with a gum wall in 1.5".

Last year homeopathy completely sorted it!

I don't think being kissed on the forehead saying "There there" cured it.

Any recommendations on slick 26" gumwall (or coloured, but pref. gumwall) tyres? 1.5inch please.

Panaracer.

I have been finding no luck online for this. Maybe some of the financy types can help - Is there a self selecting ISA with a tracking/ Trailing Stop Loss?

I just need a blue foot, alright? Stop fucking about.

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More commonly known as Woad.

Being an alcoholic racist is not a requirement of use, I believe.

That's not a fair description of all Scots.