Any question answered...

How should I conceal my nougat centre?

Chocolate.

Who gets married on a Thursday?

Popular people. It's cheaper if your popular to get married when no-one can come to your wedding.

Its so we get a day off work.

It's my first Muslim wedding. 800 people going!

^See what I mean? Imagine if it was on a weekend!

Why is Soya "Milk" the same colour as Cow Juice?

The 'Fuck You' calling card JPEG and can you please post again?!

Why has no one ever started an 'Any question answered thread'?

chocolate soya milk isn't :)

whou would win in a fight between chuck norris and maxcrowe?

:)

Point taken

Who did

The 'Fuck You' calling card JPEG and can you please post again?!

Because the chances are that your question doesn't get answered.
If you start a new thread you get some extra attention and keep the merge monkey in a job at the same time.

whou would win in a fight between chuck norris and maxcrowe?

:)

Max would kick his mandible off.

Why is Soya "Milk" the same colour as Cow Juice?

It's usually slightly off-white... because soya beans are

How come milk is white? Grass is green. Cows aren't green. Cowpat is brown. Beef isn't green. Where does the green go?

Some of the cowpat is really dark green which might give you the impression that it's brown, when cows graze outside on fresh pasture their dung changes colour as well.
It's the casein that makes milk white fwiw.

Mmmm, casein - good for blocking non-specific binding of proteins on nitrocelulose membranes.

Mmmm, casein - good for blocking non-specific binding of proteins on nitrocelulose membranes.

Is that a good thing, or should I be worried?

Who can make me some record storage boxes? Cheap pine wood or something MDF like.

If they can be made of plastic, then...cough...recycling boxes.

Who did

The 'Fuck You' calling card JPEG and can you please post again?!

I posted it, but I think it was Nuno who made up the printable version.

Originally Posted by snowy_again
Who can make me some record storage boxes? Cheap pine wood or something MDF like.

Milk crates, perfect fit! unless you want a wood type finish...

Who can make me some record storage boxes? Cheap pine wood or something MDF like.

To move records around or to store?

http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/60071358

does anyone have an image of sean connery in goldfinger wearing that amazing one-piece towel suit, comprising of a pair of shorts and shirt combined with a gay little clippy belt. want!