Any question answered...

^^bada-bing

^^I'm normally seeing hallucinations around that time

I consider myself vaguely tech savvy, but can anyone talk me through 'port forwarding' and that kind of shit to get the NAT setting on my router to open? I'm fucking sick of buggy Xbox live games.

I'm sitting in a dark room with some weak barley water.

That was quite an experience - what I was doing wrong was that after I had bought my time and it had issued a receipt, I didn't realise I had to put the card in again for it to issue me the user number (13223 if anyone's interested :)

The green light came on and my little heart jumped for joy. I struggled for a minute or so to remove it. The bike, not the heart. My heart almost removed itself from beating so hard after travelling from Waterloo to Leather Lane. How the hell people commute using those I have no idea. The only usable gear is spinnier than you'd use at polo.The bike must weigh a metric fuck-ton. The handling is absolutely ludicrous - as for the geometry..

I've honestly not felt so vulnerable cycling on a road in London. Nor have I put so much in, to get so little out.

I consider myself vaguely tech savvy, but can anyone talk me through 'port forwarding' and that kind of shit to get the NAT setting on my router to open? I'm fucking sick of buggy Xbox live games.

UTFS http://portforward.com/

The green light came on and my little hard jumped for joy.

Rather unfortunate typo there. :)

The green light came on and my little hard jumped for joy...

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Damn you Oliver

Deviants

I've honestly not felt so vulnerable cycling on a road in London. Nor have I put so much in, to get so little out.

really? When I rode one it felt like drivers gave me more room, probably because the typical boris biker is unpredictable and swervy combined with the probability that if a car hit me, it would have come off worse.
Think of it as cadence training.

I've honestly not felt so vulnerable cycling on a road in London. Nor have I put so much in, to get so little out.

Clearly never been married

Damn you Oliver

Ha.

Rather unfortunate typo there. :)

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It's a conspiracy.

I'm sitting in a dark room with some weak barley water.

That was quite an experience - what I was doing wrong was that after I had bought my time and it had issued a receipt, I didn't realise I had to put the card in again for it to issue me the user number (13223 if anyone's interested :)

The green light came on and my little heart jumped for joy. I struggled for a minute or so to remove it. The bike, not the heart. My heart almost removed itself from beating so hard after travelling from Waterloo to Leather Lane. How the hell people commute using those I have no idea. The only usable gear is spinnier than you'd use at polo.The bike must weigh a metric fuck-ton. The handling is absolutely ludicrous - as for the geometry..

I've honestly not felt so vulnerable cycling on a road in London. Nor have I put so much in, to get so little out.

It's a conspiracy.

It gets worse:

i used a ken / boris bike 4 times yesterday to whizz around the ditch / clerkenwell.

awesome.

Puts Oliver on Ignore

I've had a bottle of Champagne in the cupboard for 6 years. Is it likely to have gone off/lost it's fizz?

Nothing to celebrate in 6 years? Dark times :(

As long as the cork has stayed moist you'll be fine, if it has dried out and shrunk, then air will get in and the carbon dioxide will have left- vinegar time.

Which way up did you store it?

I've had a bottle of Champagne in the cupboard for 6 years. Is it likely to have gone off/lost it's fizz?

The only way to find out for sure is to drink it. What's your address, I'm willing to come and test it for you.


What bars are these?

Lino, I say.

Thanks!

unfortunately, they don't seem to come in 31.8...

brake cables, what is the best stuff to grease them???

is silicone spray any good???

Wipe them down with gt85. It's best to keep them clean and dry - grease attracts dirt

I need to drive through town today. what is the best way to go from south from north where there arent any road closures due to the marathon?
i was thinking blackfriars but i dont know if it is open or not