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@General_Lucifer

Good. Definitely not enjoyable, but very good. Skin crawling

Couple of good error spots there! Ta!

Loaf in freezer, he told me, and he thawed them over night.

Oh, and I later discovered he was a regular customer of the work's porn pirate, buying DVDs of his favourite smut. He always chose VERY violent anal.
Nice chap.

He makes Scorcher look normal.

Any chance he could be the bogwanker?

No, I work about 5 desks away from Bogwanker now. Everyone knows he's the Bogwanker too. He's so fucking creepy he's off the scale, but he's not a sociopath.
Just a MASSIVE wanker.

...in the bog...

Top work as usual, Luci.

I've met a few cunts, but none as bad as Roy.

There are few cunts as bad as Roy Diamond, mate.

Are you thinking that's because dead hooker storage space comes at a premium?

Well its a valid point. It's all well and good planning ahead for bacon sandwiches but freezing dead hookers is important too.

Yeah, you don't want dead hookers going off.
Fresh dead hookers are the best dead hookers.
Oddly, dead hookers are still a bit taboo round here. Poor lasses. A shit end to a hard life.
Thanks, Sutcliffe. Thanks a fucking lot.

Amen

He did do a lot for hammer sales though.

B&d is B&Q and I claim my five pounds.

But not so much for haulage industry.

Oh, and I later discovered he was a regular customer of the work's porn pirate,

It's hard to believe that some long forgotten area of The Factory isn't being used to film pornos..

It's difficult to get a boner in this shit tip of a factory.
The only person who manages it is Bogwanker.

That's what fluffers (or Viagra) are for..

Or so I've heard..

Yikes.
I really can imagine Roy in my head.
Clean shaven, hair slicked back, immaculate posture...
People I'd rather not meet...

Yeesh. Nice work Luci. Fuck that indeed.

"holds breath"
"rubs hands in anticipation"

Let out a long sigh, sir!

Here's my latest - Life Sucks

I thank you!

"Nothing says Chairman of the Board like a MkII Fiesta and a hundred quid’s worth of burgers."

G. Lucifer, 2016.

Brilliant.

Thank you sir!

"Some deviant bastard even had fuckin’ Fillet ‘o’ Fish! I mean, what? Who the fuckin’ hell has a Fillet ‘o’ fuckin’ Fish in a factory on Saturday? Still, it went on the list."

As a person who's been pescatarian from birth, who has subjected many carnivorous friends' McDonalds orders to an incongruous Fillet O' Fish, this brings me endless enjoyment!

Thankyou Luci, just thankyou. Made my day.