Reprographics - The repro man blog

"Stopped at Bogwanker..."

I guess mums aren't my target audience!

What a cunt Roy is.

I read that as David Lynch would have filmed it.

Oof.

My mum has loved the stories I showed her, but yeah... maybe not bogwanker...

The studio is quiet and the light is white and the people in their* are your average, common on garden cunts, wankers and arseholes. I feel relieved to be around them.

*there?

Spotted! I'll get it...

I'm sad that Weasel's cashed in his chips.

Yeah, it was bleak. He asked the company to lay him off with a couple of grand in his pocket so he could have a last holiday with his missus but they told him to go fuck.
Horrible.

The company proved to be even more odious than him.

Quite an achievement when you think about it really.

The company is worse than the sum of it's parts.

The heart of the tree is far more rotten than it's stunted limbs.

Rather prophetic for a Friday, no?

Welcome back Luci! Look forward to reading this in a bit!

Cheers @Cazakstan!

Yep. Enjoyed that. Cheers!!

My pleasure!

I really feel for the hero of the story. Being forced to prop up a shaky façade of his own perceived manliness in his lonely battle against a rising tide of those hallmarks of weakness; decency and humanity.

Interesting...
Remind me to never ask you to babysit.

Good work Mr Luci.

Excellent as usual.

Excellent, nice one Luci.

I tell you what though; he may be a sociopathic nutjob, but the bacon trick is genius.

I find the level of organisation to achieve that result unsettling, though.

Only a sociopath would do it.

I should have known, the signs were there...

So I bet he divides a full loaf into ziploc bags of 2 rounds each then freezes them.
I wonder if he also freezes each rasher of bacon individually.
It would be efficent.
I think a man like that needs good order in his freezer.

Are you thinking that's because dead hooker storage space comes at a premium?

Cracking return, really enjoyed that. Left feeling a bit weird about Roy Diamond shudders

One thing;

"submerged under a sea of diabetic’s piss."

Is that one diabetic or the piss of many diabetics? If the latter, the apostrophe could move after the s of diabetics.

Are you thinking that's because dead hooker storage space comes at a premium?

#bringbackrep

Enquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!

This would not leave enough space for other things.
Better to buy a loaf of bread and ensure you use it before it goes off.