Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

this thread has the potential to totally ruin my saturday morning's. rick stein and floyd ftw

i hope he eats raw egg when he tries the quickest omlette challenge and gets food posioning and bird flu and aids. and the two fat ladies sit on his face

He seems so lovely...

I have decided to pass on my considered thoughts to Mr. Martin's (cunt) agent. Never know - she might think its worth dvising him against driving illegally, writing about it in the national press and confirming once and for all that he is a complete dick: http://www.jamesmartinchef.co.uk/pcc.asp?xpath=&xpathid=&lang=eng

Nice website BTW - very... tasteful!

his WIki has a new observation . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Martin_(chef)

his WIki has a new observation . .
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Martin_(chef)

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_SJyZgjjcykI/Sq4W4YaFwEI/AAAAAAAABjo/FzF6N9_LbEo/james_martin_cunt_pedia.JPG

Is that a Yorkshire accent he is trying to hide?
He seems to come from the Johnathon Wossy school of cuntism

Brilliant.

hahahaahahahahah
quote: Following publication of an article in the Sunday Mail in September 2009, it was unanimously decided by the general public that James Martin was a fat fat cunt, with an overriding insecurity about his very small penis, who looks like Jabba the hut whenever he attempts a faux smile thanks to his tripple chins

ready steady cock

ready steady (tiny)cock

fixed

That Wikipedia edit is FTFW!

Oh yes James Martin you're a CUNT!

just seeing if we can get this to work!

For posterity....

http://watchwithmothers.net/2007/04/23/sweet-baby-james/

It seems that others have a similar opinion of James Martin and not just cos he is a cunt to cyclists... check the comments below the blog...

I'm rather tempted to wait outside his restaraunt and "air-horn" each and every one of his customers as they go in

twat…

He has a restaurant.... where?

surely the lesson to be learned here (if you were not already aware) is to not read or pay attention to anything that appears in the daily mail,

I'm rather tempted to wait outside his restaraunt and "air-horn" each and every one of his customers as they go in

twat…

Forum ride?

http://watchwithmothers.net/2007/04/23/sweet-baby-james/

It seems that others have a similar opinion of James Martin and not just cos he is a cunt to cyclists... check the comments below the blog...

...and i'm quoting from those comments "Two of my mates worked for James martin & they both said he was a cunt. But everyone would say that about their boss i guess. Also he allegedly shagged my sisters mate in an alleyway so he sounds like a classy guy. Bloody nice puddings though."

Forum ride?

Time for a list:

1 - BRM
2 - jaw (yes James Martin really is a cunt)

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23526447-details/TV+chef+James+Martin's+deli+branded+'unsatisfactory'+after+inspectors+find+mould,+dirty+work+surfaces+and+poor+hand+hygiene/article.do

wouldnt eat there though.....

people should draw attention to his efforts in the mille miglia televised so well by the bbc
he spend ober 600,000 on a classic old racing car had it all set up / tuned for racing the mille and about 1/2 day into the race his car fucked up his lifes ambition up in smoke
i am sure a potato chop image of him crying in that programme might be quite fun to get up here

Slimy bastard.

or just find his cherised old car sneak up behind it and scratch the fuck out of it