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Top 3 already

James Martin - "poor hand hygiene"

Fist that arse.

Time for a list:

1 - BRM
2 - jaw (yes James Martin really is a cunt)

1. CityGent (James Martin aka CUNT surely needs to learn a lesson here)
   

it would be much more fun to get the air horns and our tockleys out in front of his restaurant, as his customers are going in.

Does anyone really give a fuck about this clown?

yeah, sneak up on the fuckers.

http://www.bikeradar.com/blogs/article/my-james-martin-boycott-starts-today-23179

Does anyone really give a fuck about this clown?

Not really, just pissed off that I've watched his show whilst I'm having breakfast. Not knowing that:

A. He writes for that facist paper the "Daily Mail".
B. That James Martin is a cunt

From now on I will not be able to watch it anymore. Because James Martin is a cunt and I don't like watching cunts like James Martin.

check out his wikipedia page. Specifically the part relating to carrot chopping shifty eyes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Martin_(chef)

he is a coward.

Quick and dirty, not unlike the man himself:

Just get everyone to lock their bikes together in front of the entrance to his restaurant.

Someone has just posted an article about it on Bikerader, so we could probably rely on the nodders to up the numbers too.

Whoever said that it's sad wanna-be Clarkson-isms is dead right, he's a third-rate celebrity chef and an even worse car reviewer. The Tesla is a fucking amazing car, revolutionary in it's field, and the only thing he can think about is how much cyclists annoy him? Get over yourself buddy.

if you're bored at work, this is the phone number to call

Let’s get this straight now – food is not sexy, and food is not art. I plan to eat it and shit it, not fuck it or frame it.

That made me laugh, quote of the day.

But, this thread, blimey! someone nobody has heard of with a tiny column in a bit of a shit paper that nobody reads (the "readers" just look at the pictures) has a little pop, and you veggie, lefty, social worker, middle class, fondue eating, dreadlocked, trustafarian, vegan, green voting, unicycle-riding, vegetable eating, pulse farming, broadsheet reading, toilet paper recycling meat shunners get all defensive!

Cyclists eh!

Pizza party at james' agent's place everyone!

That made me laugh, quote of the day.

But, this thread, blimey! someone nobody has heard of with a tiny column in a bit of a shit paper that nobody reads (the "readers" just look at the pictures) has a little pop, and you veggie, lefty, social worker, middle class, fondue eating, dreadlocked, trustafarian, vegan, green voting, unicycle-riding, vegetable eating, pulse farming, broadsheet reading, toilet paper recycling meat shunners get all defensive!

Cyclists eh!

Meat fondue FTW!

That made me laugh, quote of the day.

But, this thread, blimey! someone nobody has heard of with a tiny column in a bit of a shit paper that nobody reads (the "readers" just look at the pictures) has a little pop, and you veggie, lefty, social worker, middle class, fondue eating, dreadlocked, trustafarian, vegan, green voting, unicycle-riding, vegetable eating, pulse farming, broadsheet reading, toilet paper recycling meat shunners get all defensive!

Cyclists eh!

Yeah, but sometimes there is nothing better in life than calling a Cunt a Cunt - a great way to brighten up a monday morning too

We should all book tables and turn up in Lycra and blow airhorns in his restaurant. If a group of us did this every night for a week I think it might fuck up his business and force an apology.

yeah true. I would rather be typing this shit than working right now. It is a Monday morning after all

James Martin... Rapey Cunt

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I hope he overboils his cauliflower.

I hope his toothpaste runs out.

whats the rape story?

That happened to me yesterday. It was really shit.